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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2022 at 2:53 am
(May 2, 2022 at 4:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Fall.jpg]

Contrary to rumour, that's not me...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2022 at 3:30 am
It's not the Valkyrie. It's me.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2022 at 5:14 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2022 at 7:50 am
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Violin Violin Violin Violin Violin Faints Home | Crusading Faithful A (cfatheism.org)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2022 at 8:36 am
My dad and I went to look at a used plow truck to replace his old one - which is rusting out.

The "new" one has a bit of rust - but I told the seller it should last a lifetime.

Pretty safe bet.

Dad turns 93 in a few weeks....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 4, 2022 at 5:50 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2022 at 7:22 pm
(May 3, 2022 at 2:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 2, 2022 at 4:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Fall.jpg]

Contrary to rumour, that's not me...

And what about this?

[Image: Andthis.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2022 at 7:46 pm
(May 5, 2022 at 7:22 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(May 3, 2022 at 2:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Contrary to rumour, that's not me...

And what about this?

[Image: Andthis.jpg]

I'm not blonde...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2022 at 4:34 am
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May 6, 2022 at 9:32 pm
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