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Stupid things religious people say
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 28, 2022 at 1:28 pm
(September 20, 2022 at 3:56 am)Ahriman Wrote: Sincere Christians definitely aren't going to Heaven, if Heaven and Hell really exist.

8 billion humans, and imagine that, you magically picked the correct deity and sect and interpretation. Lucky you.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 29, 2022 at 8:30 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 29, 2022 at 12:22 pm
So, God kills people if He things the experience will convert them?

Damn, I guess the inquisitions were Godly after all.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 29, 2022 at 3:12 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 29, 2022 at 4:13 pm
(September 29, 2022 at 3:12 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Wife.jpg]

One point for Catholic girls - while they don' t like birth control - they do seem to swallow more often than not.... IME.....



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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 30, 2022 at 5:41 am
(September 29, 2022 at 4:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 29, 2022 at 3:12 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Wife.jpg]

One point for Catholic girls - while they don' t like birth control - they do seem to swallow more often than not.... IME.....



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Don’t they use the Poophole Loophole?

You know, 5th base.




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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 30, 2022 at 7:11 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#388
RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 1, 2022 at 11:25 pm
Um, should we tell them?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 3, 2022 at 2:42 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 3, 2022 at 7:37 am
(October 3, 2022 at 2:42 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Coupl.jpg]

Interestingly, my brother is a staunch Catholic and has been married twice to Catholic women who shared his religious fervor. He's been divorced twice and is now planning to marry Catholic girlfriend #3. Some people never learn.  Doh
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