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The single worst song ever.
December 4, 2011 at 11:29 am
I stumbled upon this song on TV Tropes' So Bad It's Horrible page:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64
Let me think of some of the reasons that this song is worse than even Friday or Swagger Jagger:
1) The song is about how Jenna Rose (the singer) wants this pair of jeans that every celebrity in her age group wears, so they're not even her Jeans.
2) Judging by the amount of Autotune on the song, Jenna Rose cannot sing at all, despite the fact that the song's range is incredibly narrow.
3) Despite all this talk about "Her Jeans", she doesn't even bother to put any jeans on until about 30 seconds before the video is over.
4) For Chrissake, why is this girl of 13 stealing her Mom's Mini Cooper?
5) The fact that there are evidently about 30,000 people who like this song says something very bad about humanity's future.
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RE: The single worst song ever.
December 4, 2011 at 12:05 pm
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2011 at 12:06 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
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RE: The single worst song ever.
December 4, 2011 at 2:19 pm
dude, you want the so bad it's good page.
The so bad it's horrible page is torture.
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RE: The single worst song ever.
December 4, 2011 at 11:19 pm
THIS is my favourite,starring good ole boy Bobby Bare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COfL-jtdFWQ
-and who can forget Hanah Montana's dad-----
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM-jNmU4ybk
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RE: The single worst song ever.
December 4, 2011 at 11:25 pm
Rev. I'm in total agreement - the song does indeed suck, but I'm kinda starting to wonder why you're looking at all these little girl videos.
Why would a man of our age even click on such a video?????
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RE: The single worst song ever.
December 4, 2011 at 11:52 pm
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2011 at 11:56 pm by Rev. Rye.)
(December 4, 2011 at 11:25 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Rev. I'm in total agreement - the song does indeed suck, but I'm kinda starting to wonder why you're looking at all these little girl videos.
Why would a man of our age even click on such a video?????
Two Words. Bile Fascination. As I mentioned in the earlier post, I discovered it through the So Bad it's Horrible page on TV tropes:
This is what they said in an earlier revision.
* Like Friday, another strapping young songstress of the same age has a tune: Jenna Rose's Wiki: , She sings about this pair of jeans she wants and that apparently every celebrity wears, throwing in anecdotes about her "swag" and how Celebrities "wore those jeans just like me". Her voice is so auto tuned that it's enough to make you wonder if she even sang on it, with the beat often overpowering her voice. In addition, there's even the token rap in the middle. Oh, and the video is much worse. The song is called "My Jeans" but she is seen not once wearing them, not to mention she is seen stealing her mom's Mini Cooper. One should wonder if Rebecca Black herself even considers it remotely decent.
And besides, even after becoming acquainted with the collected works of Lautreamont, de Sade, and David Lynch, I've come to recognise that some of the most truly bug fuck insane things ever created were actually made with small girls in mind. I found out about one book actually revolved around a girl of 10 making a "human centipede."
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RE: The single worst song ever.
December 5, 2011 at 12:43 am
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RE: The single worst song ever.
December 5, 2011 at 1:15 am
Poor old Herbert Khaury (1932-1996)
Quote:When Tiny Tim first became well-known to the American public, pundits and journalists debated whether or not this character being presented was just an orchestrated act, or the real thing. "It quickly became clear that he was genuine" however; and that he could probably be best described as "a lonely outcast intoxicated by fame," and "a romantic" always in pursuit of his ideal dream.[4]
He married 'Miss Vicky' on Johnny Carson.
The irony is that the man could actually sing very well. Still think he was more than a bit of a loon.
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RE: The single worst song ever.
December 6, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Jesus, just by looking at the screenshot on the video, I can tell it's horrible.
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