Random Thoughts

[Jackalope]

I'll believe corporations deserve legal personhood when one can be imprisoned or sent to the gallows.

Teddy knew.



Boru

Pity that, in over a hundred years no Congress took him up on it.

[arewethereyet]

Someone at work forwarded me a voicemail message. The person does not give their name or a phone number. Should be fun to figure that one out.

[Silver]

I've staved off a cold for most of the winter, but this one seems intent on creeping.

[Fake Messiah]

Electric cars are a waste of time if the target is for people to give up on their gasoline guzzlers. The real solution would be to invent ROBOT HORSES because then people would be more eager to leave their cars for some other means of travel.

[brewer]

Electric cars are a waste of time if the target is for people to give up on their gasoline guzzlers. The real solution would be to invent ROBOT HORSES because then people would be more eager to leave their cars for some other means of travel.

Do these new robot horses create robot road apples?

[Fireball]

Electric cars are a waste of time if the target is for people to give up on their gasoline guzzlers. The real solution would be to invent ROBOT HORSES because then people would be more eager to leave their cars for some other means of travel.

Do these new robot horses create robot road apples?

Yes. They crap dead batteries.

[Fake Messiah]

Creationists accept that 50 different species of Caninae evolving from one dog "kind" on the Ark, in only 2,300 years! (From the time of the flood, until the time of the Romans, when all these species were observed.) Then this macro evolution mysteriously just stopped!

[arewethereyet]

Picked up my order of groceries. I goofed and ordered one package of fajita chicken when I needed two...that meant I had to actually enter the damn store.

Ordered two boxes of cornbread mix and got three.

And for the totally random, I got three bananas. I didn't order any bananas. I guess someone decided I needed them. So I bought stuff to make banana pudding when I picked up the second pack of chicken.

When life gives you bananas, make banana pudding...I suppose.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Picked up my order of groceries.  I goofed and ordered one package of fajita chicken when I needed two...that meant I had to actually enter the damn store.

Ordered two boxes of cornbread mix and got three.

And for the totally random, I got three bananas.  I didn't order any bananas.  I guess someone decided I needed them.  So I bought stuff to make banana pudding when I picked up the second pack of chicken.

When life gives you bananas, make banana pudding...I suppose.

Last time I did the marketing, I got all excited because the price of eggs had dropped by $1.50/dozen. I was ready to declare an end to worldwide inflation until I got to the coffee aisle - up $1.70.

An emotional rollercoaster, that was.

Boru

[Angrboda]

I picked up an order of groceries at Walmart yesterday. One of the items they couldn't fulfill was beef pasta flavor skillet dinners (generic Hamburger Helper). I went into the store before picking up my order just to make sure, as sometimes things can be missed and I also wanted more Avocado oil (they canceled one of two bottles of that). I got to the aisle with the Hamburger Helper and they didn't have the generic beef pasta flavor, but they had Tomato Basil Penne pasta Hamburger Helper which is my favorite and has been out of stock everywhere for several months. So I cleaned them out. I bought 13 boxes. It was at that point I decided that I had better leave the store before I found anything else that I absolutely had to have.