It's time

[The Valkyrie]

Well, I could make an actual threat, something I am good at.

Then one of the staff could smack me on the butt and say, "Bad, Valkyrie! Bad!!"

[The End of Atheism]

Well, I could make an actual threat, something I am good at.

Then one of the staff could smack me on the butt and say, "Bad, Valkyrie!  Bad!!"

Go ahead and do it, so that you can be sent to oblivion

[zebo-the-fat]

Well, I could make an actual threat, something I am good at.

Then one of the staff could smack me on the butt and say, "Bad, Valkyrie!  Bad!!"

Go ahead and do it, so that you can be sent to oblivion

Do it, I can provide the spanking!

[The Valkyrie]

Well, I could make an actual threat, something I am good at.

Then one of the staff could smack me on the butt and say, "Bad, Valkyrie!  Bad!!"

Go ahead and do it, so that you can be sent to oblivion

Little man, you don't know what oblivion is.

[Angrboda]

Go ahead and do it, so that you can be sent to oblivion

Little man, you don't know what ablivion is.

That makes two of us.

[The Valkyrie]

Little man, you don't know what ablivion is.

That makes two of us.

Ablivion is a small country in Asia famous for its exports of nothingness, its lack of history, and for giving rise to a completely lost civilisation.

And for typos.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Well, I could make an actual threat, something I am good at.

Then one of the staff could smack me on the butt and say, "Bad, Valkyrie!  Bad!!"

BAGSIES!!

Boru

[A. Secular Human]

I'm still trying to understand what TEoA is trying to accomplish here...besides entertaining atheists with word-salad and unsupported nonsense that we've seen (and destroyed) here before.

<yawn>

[Ravenshire]

I'm still trying to understand what TEoA is trying to accomplish here...besides entertaining atheists with word-salad and unsupported nonsense that we've seen (and destroyed) here before.

<yawn>

Wanking? Self-flagellation? Both?

Whatever they're trying to do, they're not accomplishing much.

[Kingpin]

Atheists are starting to take themselves seriously. As these people are enemies of the divine, they are also enemies of justice, love, spirtuality and religiosity, and as such it is our duty to destroy them (intellectually) and/or bring them back to the right path.

It's time to eradicate this abnormality, once and for all. I'm here to fulfill this task.

You sir/madam are what is wrong with Christianity.  You sound like a Pharisee that Jesus denounced as a brood of vipers.  Shame on you.