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#61
RE: Would you rather...?
December 10, 2011 at 11:36 pm
Would I only have to witness it once? If so, then, be witness.

Would you rather sing in a church choir or slit your wrists?
Don’t ask.

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#62
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December 11, 2011 at 2:34 am
I will sing in the church choir

Shave your genitals with a rusty razor blade or pull the genital hair out by the hand full?
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#63
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December 11, 2011 at 3:07 am
Pull it out. It couldn't be much worse than waxing.

Would you rather pull out your own tooth or have sex with a bearded lady?
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#64
RE: Would you rather...?
December 11, 2011 at 3:07 am
rusty razor.

Would you rather be worshiped like Jesus or respected like Darwin?
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#65
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December 11, 2011 at 3:14 am
Respected, definitely.

Would you rather be loved or respected?
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#66
RE: Would you rather...?
December 11, 2011 at 4:10 am
Loved.

Death, or snoo-snoo?
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#67
RE: Would you rather...?
December 11, 2011 at 4:37 am
never turned down snoo snoo, and dont intend to start now.

punched in the face or kicked in the nuts/ladygarden
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#68
RE: Would you rather...?
December 11, 2011 at 10:36 am
Punched in the face.

right hand chopped off or left foot chopped off?
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#69
RE: Would you rather...?
December 11, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Left foot.

No internet or no sex for the rest of your life?
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#70
RE: Would you rather...?
December 11, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Dodgy Shoot...no internet.

Be cast away on a deserted island or lost in the woods?
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