If everything has a purpose then evil doesn't exist

[arewethereyet]

Well, certainly not if it’s just about a guy and a boat.  Nothing out of the ordinary going on.

And some eggs and three cows.  

[Anomalocaris]

Does our “farmer” actually realize that composition of mammal milk are species specific and not interchangeable?   And baby animals in most cases will not survive if attempted to be reared exclusively on milk of a different species?     Some mammals don’t even suckle from teats?

Also, what about animals that aren’t mammals?    You want Mrs Noah to suckle baby lizards too?      You know many lizard species are born with full compliment of sharp adult teeth, right?       Mrs Noah will be well prepared to wear many types of nipple jewelry at the same time if she sucked baby lizards.

[zebo-the-fat]

will need a bigger boat!

[Ravenshire]

All those dairy animals, once those eggs hatched, would do fuck all for the birds and reptiles anyway. While most can tolerate some level of dairy in their diet, an exclusive diet of milk would kill the poor things.

Scientifically clueless chuckle-fucks like @R-Farmer should stick to magical explanations for the magical occurrences chronicled in magic books.

Look it up, chuckle-fuck. Unless your too busy protecting your willful ignorance. 

[R-Farmer]

Actually no. The reason we call dairy animals 'Dairy animals" is not just because they lactate. but because they do so in abundance. meaning they produce more milk than that the baby needs to survive. For instance there are dairy cows who produce several gallons of milk a day. all of this milk production makes their bone and muscle structures smaller/weaker than what we would consider a meat cow. as their bodies will even scavenge itself inorder to produce milk.

Same thing in goats. We have Nigerian dwarf goats. They are a breed of dairy Goat. the awesome thing about them is they are 1/2 the size of a normal goat. They eat 1/2 the food but produce the same amount of milk as a full size goat and it is richer and sweeter. 

So to keep three animals alive, you only need to feed one from your stock pile of resources. Feed one dairy goat she produces milk the will deed two or more babies. Not only that all you need to now store in resources is one type of hay/food. Rather than having to keep 100s of different types of food or even meat.

Other wise you would have to feed 3 adult animals an adult portion from your limited stock of resources. whether that be hay, meat or what have you

What makes more sense? feeding one type of animal (dairy goats or cows or whatever) from your stored up hay, or each adult animal an adult portion from the many different food stores you would then have to have to support all of them?

So lactating animals to feed baby animals for 300+ days drifting around doesn’t violate the two by two order?

I predict a half gainer with a 360 twirl for this maneuver

No. 

The initial order was 2 of each, AND their food.

Not to mention God changed the 'order to make it 7 pairs of clean animals and 2 pairs of unclean at the time they were loaded into the ark.

[arewethereyet]

Plot twist.

[h4ym4n]

So lactating animals to feed baby animals for 300+ days drifting around doesn’t violate the two by two order?

I predict a half gainer with a 360 twirl for this maneuver

No. 

The initial order was 2 of each, AND their food.

Not to mention God changed the 'order to make it 7 pairs of clean animals and 2 pairs of unclean at the time they were loaded into the ark.

Not familiar with “AND their food”

Got the chapter and verse for that?

I was hoping you would bring up “'order to make it 7 pairs of clean animals and 2 pairs of unclean at the time they were loaded into the ark.”


That really changes how crowded and how much food would be needed, huh R?


What gymnastics maneuver is needed for this?

[R-Farmer]

What middle man?

You

Jesus

John

Burning bush

Donkey

Snake

Get it


Never Yahweh itself

1 I'm not a middle man. God has an open line of communication/The Holy Spirit which is available to all of us. This Is one on one with god. No priest, prophets, gurus or holy men of any kind needed. just you and God.

2 Jesus is God

3John the baptist was a herald not a middle man

4 the burning brush was God

5 the Donkey was not speaking on behalf of God. The Donkey spoke for himself. God directly opened Balaam's eyes

6. The serpent in the garden went against God's stated will.

7. Christianity 101 teaches YHWH = Yahweh or "Jehovah" in the latin. Exo 6 says there is only one God/Jehovah. Christianity teaches Jesus is God. This means Jesus is Jehovah which which means Jesus is Yahweh.

So again What middle men?

[R-Farmer]

Well, I guess there’s just nothing magical about the story, then, eh R.

Again, why would God create a world that He Could only supernaturally manipulate? Would it not make more sense to create a world that maybe He held the keys to rather than being forced to magic his will into being? 

What you are describing is a god having to force his will upon what he supposedly created by having to resort to supernatural/magical processes to accomplish what wants done. Does this sound like someone who had knowledge of everything to come and the power to create or build in a way to accomplish what He wanted done without supernaturally manipulating it?

Because that does not at all sound like the god the Bible is describing to me.

[no one]

Tell me just how many species there are, asshat.

The fable of Noah and his arc, is absolutely ridiclous.