I like individual persons, I absolutely fucking hate hoomans.
The species as a whole, is utterly terrible.
The species as a whole, is utterly terrible.
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I like individual persons, I absolutely fucking hate hoomans.
The species as a whole, is utterly terrible.
I think humans are the best thing that we know exists. Much room for improvement, but best we have at present.
Dogs are infinitely better than hoomans.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (November 8, 2023 at 12:53 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:(November 8, 2023 at 12:47 pm)no one Wrote: Dogs are infinitely better than hoomans. That's some great side-eye right there!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx
I have trouble gaining and maintaining weight. So what do I get ads for? Weight loss stuff. I got that all figured out...I have little appetite and even consuming a tanker full of high calorie/high protein shakes in the last few months hasn't helped because I still don't intake enough calories a day.
It's been suggested by various family member that I should smoke pot. I didn't like it when I was a teen and am not interested now...but I am starting to wonder if that's my only hope. Even searching the Internet doesn't seem to have many suggestions unless you are a body builder. damn it (November 8, 2023 at 3:03 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I have trouble gaining and maintaining weight. So what do I get ads for? Weight loss stuff. I got that all figured out...I have little appetite and even consuming a tanker full of high calorie/high protein shakes in the last few months hasn't helped because I still don't intake enough calories a day. Get stoned and eat an entire gallon of Rocky Road ice cream, along with some Chips Ahoy cookies and milk. That should set you off on a good enough start.
"Imagination, life is your creation"
(November 8, 2023 at 1:37 pm)Angrboda Wrote: “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” Makes you wonder how he learned that… Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(November 8, 2023 at 4:04 pm)Ahriman Wrote:(November 8, 2023 at 3:03 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I have trouble gaining and maintaining weight. So what do I get ads for? Weight loss stuff. I got that all figured out...I have little appetite and even consuming a tanker full of high calorie/high protein shakes in the last few months hasn't helped because I still don't intake enough calories a day. That’s unlikely to help, what with the projectile vomiting and all. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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