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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 6:33 pm
(November 20, 2023 at 4:51 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Pop Christmas music playing in stores is another way to justify online shopping.   With few exceptions, and I can't think of a one right now, they are crap and an assault to the ears.

We had local radio stations 'convert' to all christmas on Nov 1.
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 6:49 pm
(November 20, 2023 at 6:33 pm)brewer Wrote:
(November 20, 2023 at 4:51 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Pop Christmas music playing in stores is another way to justify online shopping.   With few exceptions, and I can't think of a one right now, they are crap and an assault to the ears.

We had local radio stations 'convert' to all christmas on Nov 1.

You know, it wouldn't be quite as soul-suckingly horrifying if there were a larger catalog of hideous pop xmas trip on the airwaves. As it is, after the 100th time I'm abused by the obnoxious refrains of "All I Want for Xmas" (and it only take a few days, tops) I'm ready to start a multi-state killing spree that only stops when I get taken down.

No, not really, but I can see where some poor soul could be driven to it.
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 7:13 pm
(November 20, 2023 at 6:33 pm)brewer Wrote:
(November 20, 2023 at 4:51 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Pop Christmas music playing in stores is another way to justify online shopping.   With few exceptions, and I can't think of a one right now, they are crap and an assault to the ears.

We had local radio stations 'convert' to all christmas on Nov 1.

I only listen to a local news and weather station when in my car.  I still listen to CDs when I have heard the repeats often enough or on weekends when I just don't give a damn about Dave Ramsey.  

After 17 years in this area, you would think I would have been able to find a music radio station I could stand.
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 7:14 pm
(November 20, 2023 at 6:49 pm)Ravenshire Wrote:
(November 20, 2023 at 6:33 pm)brewer Wrote: We had local radio stations 'convert' to all christmas on Nov 1.

You know, it wouldn't be quite as soul-suckingly horrifying if there were a larger catalog of hideous pop xmas trip on the airwaves. As it is, after the 100th time I'm abused by the obnoxious refrains of "All I Want for Xmas" (and it only take a few days, tops) I'm ready to start a multi-state killing spree that only stops when I get taken down.

No, not really, but I can see where some poor soul could be driven to it.

The memes about 'All I want for Xmas' are all over the place.  Just the thought of that song makes me want to drive ice picks into my ears.
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 20, 2023 at 9:31 pm
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November 21, 2023 at 6:45 am
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 21, 2023 at 11:21 am
I am so making those egg jesuses
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November 21, 2023 at 11:51 am
Jesus backward is Susej after all

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RE: Christmas insanity
November 21, 2023 at 12:17 pm (This post was last modified: November 21, 2023 at 12:18 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(November 20, 2023 at 6:49 pm)Ravenshire Wrote:
(November 20, 2023 at 6:33 pm)brewer Wrote: We had local radio stations 'convert' to all christmas on Nov 1.

You know, it wouldn't be quite as soul-suckingly horrifying if there were a larger catalog of hideous pop xmas trip on the airwaves. As it is, after the 100th time I'm abused by the obnoxious refrains of "All I Want for Xmas" (and it only take a few days, tops) I'm ready to start a multi-state killing spree that only stops when I get taken down.

No, not really, but I can see where some poor soul could be driven to it.

If I hear Springsteen's version of "Santa Claus in Coming to Town" once more, I will hire Joe Pesci to take a ball-peen hammer to his fingers.

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RE: Christmas insanity
November 21, 2023 at 12:25 pm
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