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#61
RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 11:39 pm
(November 27, 2023 at 6:04 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Fella.jpg]

With a good woman that shit is heavenly.

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RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 11:47 pm
Right, and that pornographic display is getting in the way of their completely wholesome disposable monument to herods slaughter of all the little babbies except godman.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#63
RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 11:52 pm
And, talking about a Good Woman

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#64
RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 11:57 pm
(November 27, 2023 at 11:47 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Right, and that pornographic display is getting in the way of their completely wholesome disposable monument to herods slaughter of all the little babbies except godman.

Pleasure is reprehensible, the murder of innocents is righteous.

This is everything wrong with both Christianity and Islam, and probably some other faiths I'm forgetting, thanks to some Convict Hill stout. Crack one open, brotha.

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#65
RE: Christmas insanity
November 28, 2023 at 12:22 am (This post was last modified: November 28, 2023 at 1:40 am by Bucky Ball.)
Long ago, we stopped doing gifts. 
Most of us send cards with donation amounts to our favorite non-profits. 
My sisters are kitty and bunny lovers. We send donations in their names to those organizations. 
I wouldn't be caught dead, out "Christmas shopping" I do think about a special gift for my parents, pretty much all year

I have in mind what my family might enjoy, (a lot), throughout the year.
If I see something (especially art in the La Jolla or Laguna art festivals), I'll buy it as we see it through the year for my parents or family.
I never go "Christmas shopping", (unless I happen upon especially great carol collections at Kings or other English cathedrals, ... on line ... I would buy them for everyone.)
Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble. - Joseph Campbell  Popcorn

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#66
RE: Christmas insanity
November 28, 2023 at 2:36 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#67
RE: Christmas insanity
November 28, 2023 at 2:06 pm
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#68
RE: Christmas insanity
November 28, 2023 at 7:37 pm
(November 27, 2023 at 6:04 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Fella.jpg]

If a bj is an "act of sin", then I am definitely hell-bound.
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#69
RE: Christmas insanity
November 28, 2023 at 7:39 pm
(November 27, 2023 at 11:52 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: And, talking about a Good Woman

[Image: Givesf.jpg]

She looks like she could use more than a 'shroom cap.
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 28, 2023 at 7:41 pm (This post was last modified: November 28, 2023 at 7:43 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(November 28, 2023 at 2:36 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Magic-man.webp]

Did that reindeer just shit a bag of gifts?

Its expression says there's more to come.
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