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RE: Christmas insanity
December 16, 2023 at 7:37 pm
(December 16, 2023 at 7:24 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: And then there was ayds

My mom used to make me bike ride to Comberland Farms (like a 7-11) to get her nonnatural skinny chewables.

I weighed 105 when I graduated from high school back in the 70s.  This week when I weighed myself, I was at 106.  

No weight loss help needed.
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 16, 2023 at 7:38 pm
Perfect imo

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RE: Christmas insanity
December 16, 2023 at 7:38 pm
(December 16, 2023 at 7:37 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(December 16, 2023 at 7:24 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: And then there was ayds

My mom used to make me bike ride to Comberland Farms (like a 7-11) to get her nonnatural skinny chewables.

I weighed 105 when I graduated from high school back in the 70s.  This week when I weighed myself, I was at 106.  

No weight loss help needed.

Damn, real skinny. That's actually really great.
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#194
RE: Christmas insanity
December 16, 2023 at 8:05 pm


Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 17, 2023 at 12:19 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#196
RE: Christmas insanity
December 17, 2023 at 5:31 am
(December 16, 2023 at 7:37 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(December 16, 2023 at 7:24 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: And then there was ayds

My mom used to make me bike ride to Comberland Farms (like a 7-11) to get her nonnatural skinny chewables.

I weighed 105 when I graduated from high school back in the 70s.  This week when I weighed myself, I was at 106.  

No weight loss help needed.

Except for the mysterious weight loss episode, I'm much the same. I weighed 215 when I was 16, I weigh 218 at 53.

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RE: Christmas insanity
December 17, 2023 at 3:35 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#198
RE: Christmas insanity
December 17, 2023 at 5:22 pm
(December 16, 2023 at 6:45 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: Speed was great for keeping ladies thin back in those days

So was dancing.
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#199
RE: Christmas insanity
December 17, 2023 at 5:26 pm
(December 16, 2023 at 7:24 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: And then there was ayds

My mom used to make me bike ride to Comberland Farms (like a 7-11) to get her nonnatural skinny chewables.

Yeah.  Ayds for weight loss.

There's one brand name that didn't age well.
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 17, 2023 at 6:24 pm
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