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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 20, 2024 at 10:50 pm
My boss got me a little sign to hang in my office that reads, "I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong."

I told him I prefer the wording on my current sign.

But, apparently, 'Fuck off you dumb cunt!' Is, "unprofessional", "offensive", and, "distracting when you point at it every time I enter the room".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 20, 2024 at 11:29 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 21, 2024 at 11:18 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 22, 2024 at 5:24 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 23, 2024 at 6:57 pm
Say it out loud. You know you want to.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 24, 2024 at 12:27 am
(January 23, 2024 at 6:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Say it out loud. You know you want to.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 24, 2024 at 5:14 am
You know.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 24, 2024 at 5:33 am
Took me a moment

I hate you.

Going back to the hot tub!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 24, 2024 at 11:01 am
(January 24, 2024 at 5:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Took me a moment

I hate you.

Going back to the hot tub!

I was laying in bed trying to sleep when it finally came to me.
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January 24, 2024 at 3:42 pm
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