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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2024 at 4:12 pm
(January 27, 2024 at 3:08 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Good news:  I'm back!

Bad news:  I'M BACK!!

Other news:  while I was away I found Jesus so I won't be posting any more naked pics.

Good. I’ve seen enough naked Jesus pics to last me a lifetime.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2024 at 4:57 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2024 at 5:51 pm
Call someone "pendejo" at one's risk!  Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2024 at 6:26 pm
(January 27, 2024 at 5:51 pm)Fireball Wrote: Call someone "pendejo" at one's risk!  Hehe

I have a feeling Señor Trejo would accept the risk.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2024 at 4:05 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2024 at 8:41 am
And they really know how churn the butter, if you know what I mean.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2024 at 7:25 pm
(January 28, 2024 at 8:41 am)no one Wrote: And they really know how churn the butter, if you know what I mean.

Girls Gone Rumspringa?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2024 at 8:10 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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January 28, 2024 at 8:11 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2024 at 9:03 pm
(January 28, 2024 at 8:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GEsr-Ols-XIAAVTfg-jpeg.jpg]

And what is spirit jesus smoking? My guess is PCP.
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