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Stupid things religious people say
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(February 25, 2024 at 1:35 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pastor: Women Wearing Shorts Deserve To Be Raped

“If you dress like that and you get raped, and I’m on the jury, he’s going to go free. I’m right, you know, because a man’s a man.”




A man's a man, and taking poon is our gawd given right, whether they want to put out or not. After all, we have no control over ourselves whatsoever! [Image: Eye-Roll.gif]

Enabling assholes like this need to be locked up in the same cell with the rapist they're defending.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
(February 25, 2024 at 3:00 pm)Ravenshire Wrote:
(February 25, 2024 at 1:35 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pastor: Women Wearing Shorts Deserve To Be Raped

“If you dress like that and you get raped, and I’m on the jury, he’s going to go free. I’m right, you know, because a man’s a man.”




A man's a man, and taking poon is our gawd given right, whether they want to put out or not. After all, we have no control over ourselves whatsoever! [Image: Eye-Roll.gif]

Enabling assholes like this need to be locked up in the same cell with the rapist they're defending.

He's already getting shit for this. My guess is that his church will put him out for stud.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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If they do, they'll just replace him with someone younger, cheaper, who believes the same thing even harder.
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A woman in Pakistan went outside in a dress with the Arabic word "beautiful" written on it many times. Hundreds of Muslims thought that those were verses from the Quran and almost killed her.



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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What? Isn't the groom supposed to buy the wedding ring? Boy, Jesus is one cheap MF.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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So...she's a nun now, or she was just tired of being a bridesmaid? Gotta hand it to the church, though, no costume party too large or small.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(March 11, 2024 at 11:13 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: So...she's a nun now, or she was just tired of being a bridesmaid?  Gotta hand it to the church, though, no costume party too large or small.

Gotta wonder how long it’ll be til, ‘Not tonight, Jesus. I have a headache.’

Boru
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(March 11, 2024 at 11:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 11, 2024 at 11:13 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: So...she's a nun now, or she was just tired of being a bridesmaid?  Gotta hand it to the church, though, no costume party too large or small.

Gotta wonder how long it’ll be til, ‘Not tonight, Jesus. I have a headache.’

Boru

Multiple ways to fill her with hole-liness now.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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(March 11, 2024 at 11:13 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: So...she's a nun now, or she was just tired of being a bridesmaid?  Gotta hand it to the church, though, no costume party too large or small.

Consecrated virgins are not necessarily nuns. Some catlick women take lay vows to be consecrated virgins.
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But how virgin is she? Has she ever made out with a guy? Or let a guy play with her boobs? Or has even given a hand job?

Virgins are definitely a fetish that some people have.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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