^Ouch. Funny, but…ouch.
Boru
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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^Ouch. Funny, but…ouch.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I search Google images for ‘Goth chicks’. Imagine my disappointment.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(February 25, 2024 at 11:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I search Google images for ‘Goth chicks’. Imagine my disappointment. Google doesn't exist.
Apparently, someone asked ChatGPT to do some math for them. I don't know what they tried to get it to solve, but apparently, they ended up with a halfway decent ripoff of the lyrics to "The Waters of March."
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
Her: You seem upset. What's wrong?
Me: You said you don't love me anymore. Her: No, what I said was you can't trick out our fridge to make it look like a TARDIS. Me: THAT'S THE SAME THING!!! Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!
No wonder babies start out as batter and have to be baked in the oven.
(February 26, 2024 at 5:41 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I knew it! The folks that wrote the game Portal got it right... ...The Cake is a Lie.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(February 26, 2024 at 7:12 pm)no one Wrote: No wonder babies start out as batter and have to be baked in the oven. If the Christian Nationalists get their way, every time a dude wanks, he will be charged with 50,000,000 murders.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Richard Lewis on Candid Camera
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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