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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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#6821
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2024 at 6:53 pm
(February 13, 2024 at 9:35 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Happy Valentine's Day

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Good gawd!  I "heard" that in *his* voice!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 18, 2024 at 5:44 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 18, 2024 at 5:53 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 19, 2024 at 10:21 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 21, 2024 at 3:51 pm
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I promise that I will never share 'pot needles'.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 22, 2024 at 5:45 am
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#6827
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 22, 2024 at 7:55 pm
(February 22, 2024 at 5:45 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 426395946_10159943774650509_778185789401...e=65DC74D1]

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Guilty as charged...
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#6828
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 22, 2024 at 9:11 pm
I have a large capacity for these sorts of jokes.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 22, 2024 at 10:13 pm
Usually I am also, but not currently.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 22, 2024 at 10:48 pm
I get nary a spark from it.
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