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The Absurd GOP
RE: The Absurd GOP
^Oh, my fucking god.
I'm your huckleberry.
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(May 3, 2024 at 3:44 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: They love him even when he shits himself

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https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us...-109795979

So you want to control a nation but you can't even control your bowel movements?

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When Ted Cruz starts to make sense, we are well and truly fucked.

Cruz knocks Greene’s ‘silly’ threats to oust Johnson (msn.com)

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) knocked Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-Ga.) effort to oust Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) as “silly,” while praising him as a “strong” conservative. 
“I think it is silly,” Cruz said during this Thursday appearance on RealClearPolitics’s radio show
“I think it is seriously counterproductive. I think Mike Johnson is a strong conservative who has been given an almost impossible task. He has a tiny majority in the House, just a two-vote majority,” he continued. “That means any three House members run off to the hills, and then the majority evaporates.” 
I'm your huckleberry.
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Hope Hicks says Trump thought it was "great reporting" when the National Enquirer published a story about Ted Cruz's dad being associated with Lee Harvey Oswald. David Pecker testified earlier that the story was totally manufactured.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Von Shitzenpantz is such an egotistical gutless weakling. A typical cowering, vain, boastful bully. Can easily dish it out, but whines like a sniveling cry baby, when the tide turns.
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Marco Rubio repeats Trump's misogynist lie that moms in blue states are murdering their babies



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(May 6, 2024 at 12:19 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Marco Rubio repeats Trump's misogynist lie that moms in blue states are murdering their babies




Translation: Deep down, I don't care all that much about abortion, but I really, REALLY wanna be Vice President.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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How much of a nit-witted, moronic dingleberry do you have to be to accept any of this as valid?
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The most frightening concern of Von Shitezenpants alarming mind boggling stupidity is how many more hoomans are significantly more stupid than he is.
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Ingraham’s not happy over the repeated use of the term ‘orange turd’



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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