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RE: The Absurd GOP
May 1, 2024 at 8:19 pm
Ethics?

Isn't that one of those places in Bwitain?
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RE: The Absurd GOP
May 1, 2024 at 9:43 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2024 at 9:45 pm by ShinyCrystals.)
(May 1, 2024 at 8:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GMh-LM7g-Wc-AAi-FDt.jpg]

You're kidding, right?

Okay, I will be honest; I don't truly doubt what you said, though I am still kind of skeptical. It is just that something like this is so bad, it makes it hard to believe it happened.

But I did read this person killed a puppy and three horses, so real or not, I would not be surprised if this happened.

EDIT: I looked it up before I posted this, and I didn't find much news on this.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
May 1, 2024 at 10:19 pm
Diagnosis: compound fracture of the sarcasm bone.

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RE: The Absurd GOP
May 1, 2024 at 10:21 pm
Wait, I thought you couldn't lie on the Internet. It's in the buybull.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
May 1, 2024 at 10:24 pm
(May 1, 2024 at 10:19 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Diagnosis: compound fracture of the sarcasm bone.

If you mean what I think you mean, yeah...

My ability to tell what is sarcasm, over the internet, that is, has never been the best.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
May 1, 2024 at 10:45 pm
(May 1, 2024 at 10:49 am)Jackalope Wrote:
(May 1, 2024 at 3:53 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Look at the rest of us.  Hard to say we're not the suckers when that stains life works out the way it has.

I wouldn't trade my ethics and values for any amount of money or power.  I'm content with my life, if that makes me a sucker in someone else's eyes, so be it.

I've also managed to stay out of prison, I don't think Santos is going to be able to say that for long.

I'll have you know Santos invented the framework for modern prisons shortly before he successfully worked out he formula to turn lead into gold.

It's all in his newest biography.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
May 2, 2024 at 2:08 pm
Meanwhile, Mad Marge and her buddy A Florida Man don't support the new speech chilling bill for the most hilarious of reasons. It made them realize that their version of magic book was a wee bit antisemitic.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
May 3, 2024 at 3:27 pm
Trump Media’s accounting firm charged with ‘massive fraud’

Trump Media & Technology Group’s independent accounting firm, was charged by the Securities and Exchange Commission on Friday with widespread fraud and accused of operating a “sham audit mill.”

The SEC accused BF Borgers of “deliberate and systemic failures,” including “fabricating” audit documentation and falsely representing to clients its work would comply with accounting standards.

The agency described this as “massive” fraud taking place between January 2021 and June 2023 that impacted more than 1,500 SEC filings and more than 500 public companies.

The SEC imposed a severe penalty against BF Borgers, permanently suspending the firm from practicing as accountants before the agency effective immediately. The firm and its owner, Benjamin Borgers, also agreed to pay $14 million collectively in fines.

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RE: The Absurd GOP
May 3, 2024 at 3:33 pm
^ Lrt's see how long it takes for THEM to go to jail.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
May 3, 2024 at 3:44 pm
They love him even when he shits himself

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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