(May 7, 2024 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It doesn't work.
Trust me...
What if I were armed with some other fresh fruit?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(May 7, 2024 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It doesn't work. What if I were armed with some other fresh fruit?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
^Or point-ed sticks.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
(May 7, 2024 at 6:38 pm)brewer Wrote:(May 7, 2024 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It doesn't work. You'll need pineapples and a trebuchet...
Dying to live, living to die.
(May 7, 2024 at 10:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You'll need pineapples and a trebuchet... Um..............
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
(May 7, 2024 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(May 7, 2024 at 5:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The real secret is it has to be green. Don't worry I won't tell anybody. (May 7, 2024 at 6:38 pm)brewer Wrote:(May 7, 2024 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It doesn't work. I've a fully loaded banana and I'm not afraid to eat it.
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It's ironic to me that in the Toy Story movies, the kid's mother also had toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear...
Dying to live, living to die.
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
At least she didn't claim that god impregnated her.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Just give the baby some extra vanilla, and everything should be fine.
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