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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2024 at 6:38 pm
(May 7, 2024 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It doesn't work.

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What if I were armed with some other fresh fruit?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2024 at 7:27 pm
^Or point-ed sticks.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2024 at 10:17 pm
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2024 at 10:41 pm
(May 7, 2024 at 6:38 pm)brewer Wrote:
(May 7, 2024 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It doesn't work.

Trust me...

What if I were armed with some other fresh fruit?

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You'll need pineapples and a trebuchet...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2024 at 7:15 am
(May 7, 2024 at 10:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You'll need pineapples and a trebuchet...

Um..............

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2024 at 2:18 pm
(May 7, 2024 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 7, 2024 at 5:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 0FqyPPb.png]

Boru

It doesn't work.

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The real secret is it has to be green. Don't worry I won't tell anybody.

(May 7, 2024 at 6:38 pm)brewer Wrote:
(May 7, 2024 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It doesn't work.

Trust me...

What if I were armed with some other fresh fruit?

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I've a fully loaded banana and I'm not afraid to eat it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2024 at 7:43 pm
It's ironic to me that in the Toy Story movies, the kid's mother also had toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2024 at 8:13 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2024 at 6:32 pm
At least she didn't claim that god impregnated her.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2024 at 9:18 pm
Just give the baby some extra vanilla, and everything should be fine.
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