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RE: Random Thoughts
November 7, 2024 at 3:03 pm
Quote:Authorities in South Carolina on Thursday warned residents to lock their doors and windows after more than 40 monkeys escaped from a research facility.

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 7, 2024 at 3:46 pm
^If they can escape from a research facility, I don’t imagine that residential door/window locks are going to stump them. Monkeys be smart.

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 7, 2024 at 3:48 pm
(November 7, 2024 at 3:03 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
Quote:Authorities in South Carolina on Thursday warned residents to lock their doors and windows after more than 40 monkeys escaped from a research facility.

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I get it.  I couldn't wait to escape from SC and was never happier than seeing it in the rearview mirror.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 8, 2024 at 6:22 am (This post was last modified: November 8, 2024 at 6:23 am by Rev. Rye.)
Does anyone here either speak Spanish or understand Venezuelan culture? I need someone to explain what the fuck this horror vacui is supposed to mean.

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 8, 2024 at 7:36 am
If a man speaks in the middle of the forest and no women are around to hear him, is he still wrong?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 8, 2024 at 11:45 am
(November 8, 2024 at 7:36 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: If a man speaks in the middle of the forest and no women are around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Yes.

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 8, 2024 at 11:55 am
Husband finally managed to kill the vacuum cleaner. I was close to killing him two days ago as I tried to work and he decided to run the vacuum for the better part of an hour.

Supposedly, the new one I ordered is supposed to be quieter.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 9, 2024 at 11:50 am
(November 8, 2024 at 11:55 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Husband finally managed to kill the vacuum cleaner.  I was close to killing him two days ago as I tried to work and he decided to run the vacuum for the better part of an hour.

Supposedly, the new one I ordered is supposed to be quieter.

You ordered a new quieter husband?  Angel
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 9, 2024 at 12:36 pm
(November 9, 2024 at 11:50 am)HappySkeptic Wrote:
(November 8, 2024 at 11:55 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Husband finally managed to kill the vacuum cleaner.  I was close to killing him two days ago as I tried to work and he decided to run the vacuum for the better part of an hour.

Supposedly, the new one I ordered is supposed to be quieter.

You ordered a new quieter husband?  Angel

If only... sigh.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 9, 2024 at 12:36 pm
Patrick Swayze’s been dead for fifteen years and still hasn’t made a sequel to Ghost.

Lazy berk.

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