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The Absurd GOP
RE: The Absurd GOP
And I do the grocery shopping with my dad. Granted, Mum’s been dead for over a decade, but still.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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(January 23, 2025 at 10:27 pm)Silver Wrote: Meantime, Faux News: what kind of husband goes grocery shopping with his wife?

I remember once as a boy, around 8, walking into the kitchen and seeing my dad working over a pot of chili. Dad was a 1940s Pineywoods redneck and I thought it'd be funny to rib him about doing "woman's work."

He stopped stirring the chili, turned around, and dead-serious told me "I ain't got no respect for a man who can't feed hisself" -- and then turned back to tending his chili. That always stuck with me, and I'd rather do the shopping so's I know I get the stuff I need to make my food as good as possible.

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A Constitutional Amendment has been introduced that would allow Trump to be elected for a third term. Since this has no chance of being enacted, it's really just a look-how-much-I-love-you-daddy stunt.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/51041...amendment/

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Trump superfan Lauren Boebert left red-faced after ‘accusing cis woman of being trans’

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(January 23, 2025 at 10:27 pm)Silver Wrote: Meantime, Faux News: what kind of husband goes grocery shopping with his wife?

This goes along with the concept that men "babysit" for their own kids.  It's a woman's duty to watch them but men are doing a favor if they do it.
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Megyn Kelly says more stupid shit
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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(January 24, 2025 at 12:35 pm)Silver Wrote: Megyn Kelly says more stupid shit

Kelly would have to improve to be a cunt.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 24, 2025 at 12:35 pm)Silver Wrote: Megyn Kelly says more stupid shit

That bitch be triggered.

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The Republicans confirmed Pete Hegseth, knowing that Donald Trump will command him to turn the military against United States citizens.

Never forget that.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(Yesterday at 9:41 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: The Republicans confirmed Pete Hegseth, knowing that Donald Trump will command him to turn the military against United States citizens.

Never forget that.

If you really believe that, then you're a fucking nut bag.
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