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The Absurd GOP
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Bwahahahahahah... Hilarious

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Fox News host Jesse Watters is apparently feeling left out. The anti-LGBTQ+ pundit publicly begged President Donald Trump to notice him, speaking on air directly to the president about how he wants a job – or at least to be invited to a special event.

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Maybe he should slash Trumps tires. I know, I know, it's usually for younger prettier interns you want to fuck on the side - but it might work up the chain too.
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