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The Absurd GOP
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TBH I would take President Camacho over this goon.
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Print the tshirts.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Tommy Tuberville: "Entire men's teams across this country are tuning trans. Women's teams are turning trans. These woke globalists are pushing these kids."



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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I'm your huckleberry.
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Golly gee Wally, the leopards eating my face party are eating my face...I sure didn't expect that.

Host on pro-MAGA show left stunned after Trump's tariff action crashed his 401k

Host on pro-MAGA show left stunned after Trump's tariff action crashed his 401k
I'm your huckleberry.
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That stupafuck has the same lackasmarts look in his eyes that Carlson does. And these jokers who are telling him that he's just young, and it'll rebound? They're smoking the chump's crack...pipe.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(April 7, 2025 at 6:31 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Golly gee Wally, the leopards eating my face party are eating my face...I sure didn't expect that.

Host on pro-MAGA show left stunned after Trump's tariff action crashed his 401k

Host on pro-MAGA show left stunned after Trump's tariff action crashed his 401k

You get what you vote for.

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Ben Shapiro is feeling it.

https://www.mediamatters.org/tariffs-tra...fs-are-tax
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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Working as intended was just a joke in relation to software and video games. When a bug becomes a feature. I didn't mean anything by it.

But I do think we are in a democratic backsliding and there isn't much we can do about it. No grass roots movement can compete with big tech to influence voters. At this point I feel like I should start picking out which silicon valley king I want to pledge my fealty to and hope I don't get conscripted by my new liege lord to attack the capitol.

At some point one has to accept that the "revolution" isn't happening and we are gun-ho for some sweet big daddy authoritarianism for the foreseeable future.
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British man's tattoo wrongly linked to Venezuelan gang in US

Quote:A tattoo belonging to a man from Derbyshire has appeared in a US government document used to identify members of a notorious Venezuelan gang - despite the man having no connection to the group.

Mr Belton's tattoo - a clock face with the date and time of his daughter's birth - was included in a set of nine images for "detecting and identifying" TdA members.
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
-Esquilax

Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
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