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#2161
RE: RIP thread
April 21, 2025 at 5:26 am
I just hope they find an intersex one this time.
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RE: RIP thread
April 21, 2025 at 5:35 am
I'll be the new Pope!

Oh, the damage I could do...

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RE: RIP thread
April 21, 2025 at 5:42 am
mmmm... the Church of Valk... sounds good to me!
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RE: RIP thread
April 21, 2025 at 5:46 am
(April 21, 2025 at 5:35 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'll be the new Pope!

Oh, the damage I could do...

You’re not qualified (not that I wouldn’t mine seeing a bloodthirsty female Aussie on the Papal Throne). 

I, on the other hand, as a baptized male Catholic am qualified. I’ll be sending a letter to the cardinals, putting myself forward.

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RE: RIP thread
April 21, 2025 at 5:51 am
(April 21, 2025 at 5:42 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: mmmm... the Church of Valk... sounds good to me!

First, all "saints" will have their sainthood removed and must apply for it again in person.

Secondly, all treasures stolen from the Americas must be returned, with interest.

Third, all child molesters/abusers will be excommunicated into the arctic ocean with concrete floats.

Fourth, a new Crusade into the "holy land". Because why the hell not?

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RE: RIP thread
April 21, 2025 at 5:54 am
(April 21, 2025 at 5:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 21, 2025 at 5:35 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'll be the new Pope!

Oh, the damage I could do...

You’re not qualified (not that I wouldn’t mine seeing a bloodthirsty female Aussie on the Papal Throne). 

I, on the other hand, as a baptized male Catholic am qualified. I’ll be sending a letter to the cardinals, putting myself forward.

Boru

I, too, was baptised as a kid. Catholic until 8 or 9.

And you've heard the legend of Pope Joan?

Well, my middle name is Jayne which is close...

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RE: RIP thread
April 21, 2025 at 5:55 am
(April 21, 2025 at 5:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 21, 2025 at 5:42 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: mmmm... the Church of Valk... sounds good to me!

First, all "saints" will have their sainthood removed and must apply for it again in person.

Secondly, all treasures stolen from the Americas must be returned, with interest.

Third, all child molesters/abusers will be excommunicated into the arctic ocean with concrete floats.

Fourth, a new Crusade into the "holy land".  Because why the hell not?

Not going after the penguins?
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RE: RIP thread
April 21, 2025 at 6:02 am
(April 21, 2025 at 5:55 am)Mr Greene Wrote:
(April 21, 2025 at 5:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: First, all "saints" will have their sainthood removed and must apply for it again in person.

Secondly, all treasures stolen from the Americas must be returned, with interest.

Third, all child molesters/abusers will be excommunicated into the arctic ocean with concrete floats.

Fourth, a new Crusade into the "holy land".  Because why the hell not?

Not going after the penguins?

They come under child abusers.

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RE: RIP thread
April 21, 2025 at 6:54 am
My platform:

-Accused child rapists will be immediately handed over to secular authorities for investigation. If convicted at trial, they will be subjected to the same penalties as non-clerical rapists.

- The Church will subsidize condoms, birth control pills, the ‘morning after’ pill and counseling for victims of sexual assault. The subsidy will be 100%.

-The ordination of women will not only be permitted, but actively pursued.

-Clerical celibacy will be abolished.

-The hoarded art treasures will be auctioned off and the proceeds place in a trust fund to be solely used to settle sexual abuse claims.

-Tax exemptions go bye-bye.

With a platform like that, it’s a dead cert that I’ll be elected.

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RE: RIP thread
April 21, 2025 at 7:07 am
The wrong leader died.
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