The Absurd GOP

[Angrboda]

[The Grand Nudger]

Ted Cruz. First they call his wife a dog and say his daddy killed jfk. He has to eat it. Then they question his eligibility for president on the grounds of birthright citizenship. Now he's out there on tv saying birthright citizenship is terrible policy.

Politician, deport thyself.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Ted Cruz.  First they call his wife a dog and say his daddy killed jfk.  He has to eat it.  Then they question his eligibility for president on the grounds of birthright citizenship.  Now he's out there on tv saying birthright citizenship is terrible policy.

Politician, deport thyself.

He sure as hell did in 2021, once the weather got bad.



Unfortunately, he came back.

[Nanny]

Shitzy Noem, the Secretary of United States Homeland Security, was asked today what habeus corpus means. She answered confidently, "It's the President's right to deport people."

Habeus crapus

Not so much as a veil of competence.

Linky

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/20/politics/...ntd-digvid

[arewethereyet]

Shitzy Noem, the Secretary of United States Homeland Security, was asked today what habeus corpus means. She answered confidently, "It's the President's right to deport people."

Habeus crapus

Not so much as a veil of competence.

Linky

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/20/politics/...ntd-digvid

I am pretty sure that incompetence is the main requirement for tRump appointees.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Shitzy Noem, the Secretary of United States Homeland Security, was asked today what habeus corpus means. She answered confidently, "It's the President's right to deport people."

Habeus crapus

Not so much as a veil of competence.

Linky

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/20/politics/...ntd-digvid

Well, when your only tool is a gun, every problem looks like a puppy.

Boru

[Nanny]

I wish the follow up from Shaheen was, "Do you know what Magna Carta is?"

[Thumpalumpacus]

Shitzy Noem, the Secretary of United States Homeland Security, was asked today what habeus corpus means. She answered confidently, "It's the President's right to deport people."

Habeus crapus

Not so much as a veil of competence.

Linky

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/20/politics/...ntd-digvid

Make no mistake, she's spelling out their intent even as she's ignorant of the law.

[Fake Messiah]

Is this what they call the Eugenics program?

Food stamps face ‘biggest cut in the program’s history’ under GOP tax bill

“The House Republican plan would take away food assistance for millions who struggle to afford the high cost of groceries, including families with children and other vulnerable people with low incomes,” Cox said during a Tuesday webinar hosted by the CBPP, a progressive think tank.

Many Americans cite high food costs as a top economic concern, according to an April Pew Research Center survey. If new tariff policies are put into effect, that could prompt food prices to go higher.

Moreover, the proposed SNAP cuts come as some experts say the U.S. is facing higher recession risks. In previous downturns, every additional dollar spent on SNAP generates about $1.54 in returns to the economy, according to Elaine Waxman, senior fellow at the Urban Institute’s tax and income support division.

“People spend SNAP dollars right away, and they spend them locally,” Waxman said.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/21/snap-ben...-bill.html

[The Grand Nudger]

That's exactly the problem. Government money shouldn't be spent locally, it should be spent on trump branded properties and crypto.