In your opinion what causes christians to believe in Jesus

[Paleophyte]

Jupiter (around -110°C), Saturn (around -140°C), Uranus (around -195°C), and Neptune (around -200°C) are much cooler. No photons there then John? This is comedy gold...

No photons? Are you sure? Hmm, interesting how the temperature seems to drop the fewer photons a planet receives.

You might almost suspect that too many might be a problem.

Do you have a source for your photons?

[Deesse23]

Jupiter (around -110°C), Saturn (around -140°C), Uranus (around -195°C), and Neptune (around -200°C) are much cooler. No photons there then John? This is comedy gold...

No photons? Are you sure? Hmm, interesting how the temperature seems to drop the fewer photons a planet receives.

h x f = E

[h4ym4n]

Jupiter (around -110°C), Saturn (around -140°C), Uranus (around -195°C), and Neptune (around -200°C) are much cooler. No photons there then John? This is comedy gold...

No photons? Are you sure? Hmm, interesting how the temperature seems to drop the fewer photons a planet receives.

Buzzzzzz

Wrong answer AGAIN


You’d make an awesome goat herder

[arewethereyet]

It takes a drop of water 90 days to travel the length of the Mississippi River.

Probably longer if going up from the Gulf toward Canada.

[Sheldon]

Jupiter (around -110°C), Saturn (around -140°C), Uranus (around -195°C), and Neptune (around -200°C) are much cooler. No photons there then John? This is comedy gold...

No photons? Are you sure? Hmm, interesting how the temperature seems to drop the fewer photons a planet receives.

So the earth had vegetation with no stars present in the entire universe, because photons magically heated it and provided photosynthesis, but those planets remain lifeless and frozen even with a star present, and it's because they mysteriously get less photons?

So a star in close proximity provides less photons, heat and light than no stars in the entire universe, are you sure John?

Oh, in all the excitement John, you forgot to explain what kept the earth in any kind of orbit with no sun? 

It's fascinating to a dullard like me, to see a university education at work.

[Sheldon]

No photons? Are you sure? Hmm, interesting how the temperature seems to drop the fewer photons a planet receives.

You might almost suspect that too many might be a problem.

Do you have a source for your photons?

Well these photons seem to be insufficient to stop planets that are farthest from our sun from being lifeless and frozen, yet heated our planet sufficiently to sustain vegetation with no stars in the entire universe, while the planets in a closer orbit to that sun are also lifeless as they're too hot, but none of this has anything to do with sun...the answer is magic photons, according to John?

Oh, in all the excitement John, you forgot to explain what kept the earth in any sort of orbit, without the sun? Spoiler alert, its magic...

It's a kind of maaaagic....

[Paleophyte]

I'm sure they were Specially Created to be too hot/too cold/just right.

Funny how you get all of Genesis without a single mention of Earth's shape, size, orbit, or rotation. Just 'blah-blah-blah-vault of heavens'. Could have saved Galileo a bit of trouble.  The way it's written it reads as if The Author was actually a brone-age goat-herder.

[Sheldon]

Jupiter (around -110°C), Saturn (around -140°C), Uranus (around -195°C), and Neptune (around -200°C) are much cooler. No photons there then John? This is comedy gold...

interesting how the temperature seems to drop the fewer photons a planet receives.

Interesting how the supply of light and heat (photons) decrease as those planets get farther from our sun, and increase as they get closer to it. Almost as if stars are a major source of photons? But no, I am sure it is a deity using magic John, that simply singled out the earth as special. 

Where are we on the earth maintaining a steady orbit without the sun John, only it's hard to see vegetation living on a rock hurtling through space, is that how it gathered enough Photons? 

[The Architect Of Fate]

Don't you know in Christianity magic solves everything

[John 6IX Breezy]

...because photons magically heated it...

Hmmmm. Do photons magically heat things?