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The Absurd GOP
RE: The Absurd GOP
Actually that sounds like something donald would be interested in. She has alot of miles on her, isn't it time for a new lada?
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(July 8, 2025 at 4:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Since ICE are now targeting naturalized Americans citizens, can we start a pool for when Melania will be deported?  I'm picking the 12th of Nevervember.

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Well, since it seems she's not letting his little mushroom get any action, it might be soon.

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(July 8, 2025 at 8:27 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Actually that sounds like something donald would be interested in.  She has alot of miles on her, isn't it time for a new lada?

... and deportation is cheaper than divorce ...

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(July 8, 2025 at 9:52 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(July 8, 2025 at 8:27 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Actually that sounds like something donald would be interested in.  She has alot of miles on her, isn't it time for a new lada?

... and deportation is cheaper than divorce ...

As long as she takes Elon and Cruz with her...
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(July 8, 2025 at 9:58 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(July 8, 2025 at 9:52 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: ... and deportation is cheaper than divorce ...

As long as she takes Elon and Cruz with her...

We can always dream.

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(July 2, 2025 at 8:40 am)Alan V Wrote:
(July 2, 2025 at 8:14 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Stealing from the poor - Trump's favorite pastime.

This is what happens when congress yields its own spending authorities to the president.  They need to grow a spine and push back.

They want the money going to the same people he does, with a few honourable exceptions.
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I'm beginning to hope for a ~500 meter asteroid on D.C. while congress is in session.

Can we just start over from scratch?!?
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Breaking:

White House releases conclusive proof that Trump did not know Epstein.

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(July 8, 2025 at 8:27 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Actually that sounds like something donald would be interested in. She has alot of miles on her, isn't it time for a new lada?
More of a Skoda
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(July 9, 2025 at 3:07 am)Deesse23 Wrote:
(July 8, 2025 at 8:27 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Actually that sounds like something donald would be interested in.  She has alot of miles on her, isn't it time for a new lada?
More of a Skoda

Whatever accommodates his Mini Cooper.

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