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July 29, 2025 at 1:38 am
(July 28, 2025 at 11:20 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Pelicans are like the B-17s of dropping birdshit.
Yeah, that's the issue. They are large birds which swallow their prey whole. A brown pelican weighs about 7 lbs yet swallows fish which would choke a human. Their digestive system needs to handle solid bones. Pelican stuff is substantial and nasty.
Wonderful, graceful fliers though. Just don't be under them when they do their business.
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July 29, 2025 at 5:09 am
(July 29, 2025 at 1:38 am)AFTT47 Wrote: (July 28, 2025 at 11:20 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Pelicans are like the B-17s of dropping birdshit.
Yeah, that's the issue. They are large birds which swallow their prey whole. A brown pelican weighs about 7 lbs yet swallows fish which would choke a human. Their digestive system needs to handle solid bones. Pelican stuff is substantial and nasty.
Wonderful, graceful fliers though. Just don't be under them when they do their business.
There's a posh area in South Belfast called Malone Road. You know the kind - pricey homes, snooty people, yada yada.
Years ago, the richers got together and decided that releasing peacocks throughout the neighbourhood would add the just right note of more-money-than-brains. The experiment lasted about two weeks, because it turns out that not only do peacocks actively prefer to shit on cars, they will also try to bury the poo that they've just left on the bonnet of a high-end Bentley or Aston Martin. Scratchy scratchy.
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^ That's hilarious.
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July 29, 2025 at 11:51 am
Crazy bird story most people probably don't know. I was born on the Outer Banks of NC. Seagulls were making the highway slippery as they were dropping crabs and other crustaceans on the road to break them open to more easily get to the meat inside. The state painted seagulls on Highway 12 thinking that a gull wouldn't drop their bounty onto another gull. That didn't really work all that well so the gull painting eventually just wore away and weren't replaced.
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July 29, 2025 at 12:15 pm
(July 29, 2025 at 1:38 am)AFTT47 Wrote: (July 28, 2025 at 11:20 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Pelicans are like the B-17s of dropping birdshit.
Yeah, that's the issue. They are large birds which swallow their prey whole. A brown pelican weighs about 7 lbs yet swallows fish which would choke a human. Their digestive system needs to handle solid bones. Pelican stuff is substantial and nasty.
Wonderful, graceful fliers though. Just don't be under them when they do their business.
You haven't really lived until you've experienced the dual barrage of pelican shit and high-altitude bombing of frigate shit.
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July 30, 2025 at 6:09 pm
Alon Abutbul. Israeli actor. I like these kinds of actors who on paper have an impressive career. He played in movies directed by Stallone, Spielberg, Nolan, and Ridley Scott. Alongside actors like Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe, Sylvester Stallone, Charlton Heston, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Morgan Freeman, etc, but no one has heard about him.
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Paul Mario Day, original lead singer for Iron Maiden (pre-Wilcock) dead at 69.
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O how the mighty have been falling
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Megachurch pastor Joel Osteen's mom, Dolores 'Dodie' Osteen, dies at 91
She was an authority in the megachurch business in her own right. In fact she and her husband started the megachurch business in 1959 only for the business to get skyrocketed once their son took over in 1999:
The evangelist took over the church after his father and the church's founder, John Osteen, died in 1999. From there, the church skyrocketed in attendance from about 5,000 people per week to as of recently nearly 45,000 weekly attendees.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati...472381007/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Popular 1980s actor Loni Anderson of the hit TV series 'WKRP in Cincinnati' has died
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