The Last Movie You Watched

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I gave Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit trilogy another try. I stand by my original assessment - these are bad movies. It’s not just that there’s not enough source material for nine hours of film, or that Jackson played fast and loose with the story (although both of those are undeniably true). They just…stink.

The films drag, they’ve all got plot holes you could drive an articulated lorry through, the acting is mediocre, the effects are sub-par, the score seems out of place with the action, the fight scenes are muddy and poorly choreographed, and the direction seems phoned in.

The only bright spot is Billy Connelly as Dain Ironfoot. Very funny.

Boru

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Rob1n
(Amazon Prime)

When a robotics expert channels the grief of losing his 11 year-old son into building 'Robin', a fully functioning robotic doll, a series of horrific events makes it clear Robin will do whatever it takes to have his creator all to himself.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Rob1n
(Amazon Prime)

When a robotics expert channels the grief of losing his 11 year-old son into building 'Robin', a fully functioning robotic doll, a series of horrific events makes it clear Robin will do whatever it takes to have his creator all to himself.

The last time I saw this, it was called ‘Child’s Play’.

Boru

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Departing Seniors
(Amazon Prime)

Following an act of bullying, witty high school senior Javier develops psychic abilities which he must use to stop a mysterious serial killer targeting his classmates.

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Drive Back
(Amazon Prime)



A couple returning from their engagement party must escape a sinister and seemingly endless road.

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The Dogs
(Amazon Prime)



Hunted by his Dad, Cameron and his Mom move into an isolated farmhouse where Cameron sees and hears things that aren't possible. He begins to question everything and must uncover the secrets before they tear him apart.

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Apartment 7a
(Paramount)



A struggling young dancer finds herself drawn in by dark forces when a peculiar, well-connected older couple promise her a shot at fame.

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Snow Falls
(Amazon Prime)

After a winter storm strands five friends in a remote cabin with no power and little food, disorientation slowly claims their sanity as each of them succumbs to a fear that the snow itself may be contaminated or somehow evil.

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Takeout
(Tubi)

Three coworkers on the night shift at a remote diner get in over their heads after digging for proof that one of their customers is a serial killer.

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The Jester
(Tubi)

A malevolent being known as The Jester terrorizes the inhabitants of a small town on Halloween night, including two estranged sisters who must come together to find a way to defeat this evil entity.