The Absurd GOP

[Mister Agenda]

Vance's own kids aren't white and he won't stand up for them.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Vance's own kids aren't white and he won't stand up for them.

From McConnell and Cruz to Rubio and Vance, this only further underlines the utter spinelessness of the Republican leadership.

[The Grand Nudger]

Where do we find ourselves today? James Comey. Indicted for being too mean to Hillary Clinton. John Bolton. Unlawful retention of classified documents. I guess it's Fani Willis next, for hiding payments to a porn star.

It's clear the turd reichs legal eagles are working on the well established "No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet" theory of government prosecution.

[The Grand Nudger]

Vance's own kids aren't white and he won't stand up for them.

No..they aren't.  Not that this gives him pause, either...but it should. He can never win a wingnut primary as a race traitor. Meanwhile, Megyn Kelly has gone on a weird tirade blaming the left for turning young men into radicalized neo nazi weirdos...forgetting to deny that they are such a thing in the first place. Oops.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Where I'm from, demeaning my father, mother, or children will get you scrunch-faced.

[Fireball]

I still recall my first real fist fight as a kid, 7 YO. Kid from down the street called me an SoB for no apparent reason. It was on. Trading punches, rolling in the street, etc. He came up with a bloody nose, went to the front door of our house and knocked. Complained to my big sister about it. I told her what he said, and she told him he'd better leave before she bloodied it again for him. 

[Fake Messiah]

Putting the ass into the asset.

Pete Hegseth at the meeting with Zelenskiy wearing a tie with the colors of a russian flag



US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth drew attention with an unexpected fashion choice at the meeting between US President Donald Trump and Vladimir Zelensky - a tie in the colors of the Russian tricolor.

Hegseth’s tie, featuring bold white, blue, and red stripes arranged in the same order as on the Russian national flag, stood out among the otherwise restrained attire of the US delegation. While the United States’ own flag includes the same colors, the sequence and design made the choice particularly striking.

https://tass.com/world/2031773

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

^He only wore that tie because his hammer-and-sickle one was being dry-cleaned.

Boru

[Rev. Rye]

And here's Pam Bondi trying to respond to the No Kings protests.





And you've got to love that she's so fucking convinced that the protests are so well-organised with so many matching signs so quickly* that they could only come from Antifa. Meanwhile, in the real world, Antifa is just a decentralised movement of loosely aligned groups.

As for the matching signs, well, all I had to do is search "Matching Signs no kings protests" in Google Image Search, and just in the first row of results, I found five different pages, including three on Etsy, hawking designs for protest signs with directions of "simply print at home, glue to cardboard, and you're ready to go." And in addition, scrolling down a bit, I see quite a few designs from Amazon. The famously quick to deliver Amazon.

And even looking at the "it's happening so quickly" claims, it seems like these protests have been planning since the previous No Kings protests in June. Even without that, barring the Trump Administration being replaced by pod people with a diametrically composed moral alignment, Trump going Full Dictator and not just "As close to Full Dictator as the Constitution will allow", or the National Guard going straight into "Not Giving a Fuck About Optics and Gunning Down Protesters En Masse" mode, another protest was all but inevitable.

[Thumpalumpacus]

As for the matching signs, well, all I had to do is search "Matching Signs no kings protests" in Google Image Search, and just in the first row of results, I found five different pages, including three on Etsy, hawking designs for protest signs with directions of "simply print at home, glue to cardboard, and you're ready to go." And in addition, scrolling down a bit, I see quite a few designs from Amazon. The famously quick to deliver Amazon.

Trump tweets from the shitter at 3AM, but somehow his staff don't understand how the internet works.

Sure thing, buddy.

I saw a good many hand-written signs at our local protest, all the same.