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Blasphemy II

Poll: Regarding Blasphemy in general I ...
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Don't give a shit if you don't like me mocking your god.
62.32%
 43 62.32%
Try to be respectful of other people's gods, at least when they're around.
17.39%
 12 17.39%
Feel weird about mocking other people's gods ... just in case they're right.
1.45%
 1 1.45%
Find it offensive if you're mocking MY god because I have the one true god.
1.45%
 1 1.45%
Find it always offensive. No one should mock other people's delusions.
1.45%
 1 1.45%
I'm pretty sure this poll is biased and it's author doesn't really give a shit if I'm offended by it!!
15.94%
 11 15.94%
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Blasphemy II
Cinjin Offline Donators
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Blasphemy II
January 7, 2012 at 4:54 am
As long as I'm going to be charged with the bull shit offense of blasphemy, than I'm going to do something worthy of such a "crime." If you're with me, post your blasphemous pictures here so that I might laugh at the stupidity of the world's religions. After all, Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

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(Not all that blasphemous, but funny as fuck!)
[Image: knees.jpg] LMGDFAO!! Don't christians ever think this shit through before they post it?!? LULZ

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RE: Blasphemy II
January 7, 2012 at 6:56 am
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Just for 5th, one of my favorite Hitch quotes

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RE: Blasphemy II
January 7, 2012 at 6:59 am
I wish I had a picture of it, but a tattoo artist I know has a photo of a tattoo he did in his portfolio. It's titled "Jesus Fucking Christ".

You guessed it - it is a tattoo of Jesus. Fucking Christ. In the ass.
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RE: Blasphemy II
January 7, 2012 at 7:17 am
I "Don't give a shit if you don't like me mocking your god" because I don't like your superior (= fascist) attitude.
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RE: Blasphemy II
January 7, 2012 at 10:49 am
Having a superior attitude makes you a fascist? Ok then, kiddo.
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RE: Blasphemy II
January 7, 2012 at 10:55 am
[Image: mygodhasahammer.jpg]

I miss Thor...anyone heard from him??
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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Minimalist Offline Donators
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RE: Blasphemy II
January 7, 2012 at 11:04 am
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RE: Blasphemy II
January 7, 2012 at 1:31 pm
cinjin Wrote:LMGDFAO!! Don't christians ever think this shit through before they post it?!? LULZ

This reminded me of the picture with blank space around it for people to sign that my wife and I had at our wedding. At one point in the wedding my wife's aunt comes up to us completely intoxicated saying she is a bit embarrassed. She wrote, 'Remebmer what your knees are for' on our wedding picture and didn't really think about it until it was already written. So she drunkenly tried to explain that she meant for prayer and not that other 'thing.' It was quite comical and now we have that picture hanging on the wall, reminding us to perform oral sex.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Blasphemy II
January 7, 2012 at 1:43 pm
nice on Cinj

here's the video Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO129-RfhVE
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Cinjin Offline Donators
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RE: Blasphemy II
January 7, 2012 at 2:14 pm
(January 7, 2012 at 11:04 am)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: 16bf0cw-2.jpg]


I forgot about this pic. just perfect. lol

thanx for the reminder Min. Thumb up
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