The Fear Card

[Rokcet Scientist]

Statements like this show me you know nothing of scriptures.

Like I said: keep them guessing. FUD. S.O.P.

Have fun boring the pants off yo ass eternally twiddling a harp, sitting by yourself in space on an unfinished pillow!

I'll be forever partying in hell with all the really bad broads!

[Godscreated]

Statements like this show me you know nothing of scriptures.

Like I said: keep them guessing. FUD. S.O.P.

Have fun boring the pants off yo ass eternally twiddling a harp, sitting by yourself in space on an unfinished pillow!

I'll be forever partying in hell with all the really bad broads!

I definitely will not be bored, will be enjoying my mansion and having a great breakfast, while you will be wondering where your breakfast is, oh my! I bet no one told you they do not serve breakfast in hell, that goes for lunch, dinner and especially no snacks.

[Ace Otana]

I definitely will not be bored, will be enjoying my mansion and having a great breakfast, while you will be wondering where your breakfast is, oh my! I bet no one told you they do not serve breakfast in hell, that goes for lunch, dinner and especially no snacks.

Your wishful thinking in overdrive again? I can do that too - I'm going to live in a place with lots of open fields, with endless sunshine and I'll have this huge modern cabin with tons of food and drink. There'll also be a huge river that leads to the ocean and I'll have this huge ship to take out to sea with. I'll also have my own airfield and all the aircrafts I wish to fly. I'll also be spending years living in the Lord of the Rings world. Where I get to live in the Shire and fight along side the fellowship.

Thing is, I know I'm talking bollocks, I know it's wishful thinking. When I die, I'll cease to exist. Same goes to everyone. Returning to oblivion isn't so bad.

[Rokcet Scientist]

I definitely will not be bored, will be enjoying my mansion and having a great breakfast, while you will be wondering where your breakfast is, oh my! I bet no one told you they do not serve breakfast in hell, that goes for lunch, dinner and especially no snacks.

Who has time to eat when chasing pussy?

Of course all by yourself on your personal cloud you won't have anything else to do but eat your frustration away into morbid obesity!

Ever seen a 500 pound angel?
That'll be you, my friend!

[houseofcantor]

G-C's got the mansion and breakfast in bed; not too shabby.

I got Rayne with horns, in the skin-tight red leather; steel stiletto heels, whips and chains and... I go die now.

[Faith No More]

I'm curiious as to why someone who has entirely shed their physical self needs to eat in the first place.

[Rokcet Scientist]

I'm curiious as to why someone who has entirely shed their physical self needs to eat in the first place.

Ask any woman about comfort eating.

[Doubting Thomas]

And of course G-C totally doesn't see the irony in an all-good, all-loving, forgiving God casting people into Hell to burn for eternity just because they didn't believe in him. "Doesn't matter that you found a cure for cancer and saved untold lives, won the Nobel prize and donated all that money to poor people and bettered their condition. You didn't believe in me, so you get to burn in hell because I love you."

Seriously, the way G-C and other fundies talk about how God doesn't want to send anyone to Hell makes it sound like it's just some place which always existed and God has no choice but to send people there. There's just absolutely no way you can call God all-good when his own judgment condemns people for an eternity of suffering.

[Aegrus]

I definitely will not be bored, will be enjoying my mansion and having a great breakfast, while you will be wondering where your breakfast is, oh my! I bet no one told you they do not serve breakfast in hell, that goes for lunch, dinner and especially no snacks.

Your wishful thinking in overdrive again? I can do that too - I'm going to live in a place with lots of open fields, with endless sunshine and I'll have this huge modern cabin with tons of food and drink. There'll also be a huge river that leads to the ocean and I'll have this huge ship to take out to sea with. I'll also have my own airfield and all the aircrafts I wish to fly. I'll also be spending years living in the Lord of the Rings world. Where I get to live in the Shire and fight along side the fellowship.

Thing is, I know I'm talking bollocks, I know it's wishful thinking. When I die, I'll cease to exist. Same goes to everyone. Returning to oblivion isn't so bad.

In all seriousness, heaven for me would be one giant, flawless recreation of middle earth in which none of the good guys (including myself) ever die. Also, I get to bang an elf.

[TheDarkestOfAngels]

I definitely will not be bored, will be enjoying my mansion and having a great breakfast, while you will be wondering where your breakfast is, oh my! I bet no one told you they do not serve breakfast in hell, that goes for lunch, dinner and especially no snacks.

Eh. If hell is really a thing, I can tell you this:
The company and DEFINATELY the pussy will be far better than the prudes and religious idiots in heaven. I'll be partying with more than 99.99% of every human being that ever lived.
I'm sure Marylin Monroe, Ben Franklin, Cleopatra, Samuel Clemons, Albert Einstein, every single porn star ever, and Caligula are all there and boy do they know how to party.