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It's official, we eat babies

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It's official, we eat babies
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RE: It's official, we eat babies
January 13, 2012 at 4:14 pm
I just barbecued a lovely, tender foetus. It was marvellous.
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RE: It's official, we eat babies
January 13, 2012 at 4:19 pm
(January 13, 2012 at 4:14 pm)frankiej Wrote: I just barbecued a lovely, tender foetus. It was marvellous.
Did you get yours from the abortion clinic? I've heard that they're nicer when they're fresh.


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RE: It's official, we eat babies
January 13, 2012 at 4:21 pm
I eat babies. So what? If babies didn't want to be eaten, they should stop tasting so good.
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RE: It's official, we eat babies
January 13, 2012 at 4:23 pm
(January 13, 2012 at 4:19 pm)JollyForr Wrote:
(January 13, 2012 at 4:14 pm)frankiej Wrote: I just barbecued a lovely, tender foetus. It was marvellous.
Did you get yours from the abortion clinic? I've heard that they're nicer when they're fresh.

I aborted it myself. Abortion clinics are the Mcdonalds of the foetus burger world.
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RE: It's official, we eat babies
January 13, 2012 at 4:27 pm
(January 13, 2012 at 4:23 pm)frankiej Wrote:
(January 13, 2012 at 4:19 pm)JollyForr Wrote:
(January 13, 2012 at 4:14 pm)frankiej Wrote: I just barbecued a lovely, tender foetus. It was marvellous.
Did you get yours from the abortion clinic? I've heard that they're nicer when they're fresh.

I aborted it myself. Abortion clinics are the Mcdonalds of the foetus burger world.

Well if you want to eat a foetus, your best bet is to go to Mcdonalds, and ask for a foetus burger. It's not on the menu, but it's there all right.

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RE: It's official, we eat babies
January 13, 2012 at 4:31 pm
It is on the menu. I believe they call it a "hamburger"...
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RE: It's official, we eat babies
January 13, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Human fetus is probably far better than what's actually in McDonald's "hamburgers."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: It's official, we eat babies
January 13, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Some say it's a fetus, some say it's afterbirth, but whatever the hell it is, it definitely tastes worse than what they'd taste like.

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RE: It's official, we eat babies
January 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Recipes thread?
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RE: It's official, we eat babies
January 13, 2012 at 7:06 pm (This post was last modified: January 13, 2012 at 7:08 pm by 5thHorseman.)
Spaghetti bologbaby

1 fat baby, chopped
250g spaghetti
1 onion, diced
1 clove gaelic, minced
1 tin chopped tomatoes
100g mushrooms, quartered
Salt and pepper to taste.

If you are not sure what tomatoes, onions or mushrooms are, it's because you are American and eat shit Big Grin
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