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Slayer goes to church
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Slayer goes to church
A friend of mine posted this on Facebook. It's too funny not to share. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF-10c261...e=youtu.be
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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So much wasted energy, we're talking gigajoules here!
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Moshpit for Jesus!
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#4
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Atleast they holy ghost dance better than white people.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are. Big Grin
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That is creepy as hell.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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It would be creepy if not for the death metal music... I think if I ever found myself in one of those churches I'd be extremely uncomfortable.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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Why does everyone on Youtube think everyone wants to hear their stupid-ass rock song. I know it's related to the video, but it's still "ugh, not another one!" Like when I'm watching a tutorial on Youtube about how to do an effect in Adobe Premiere I don't want to hear your fucking favorite metal band! It just doesn't fit with the goddamn video! Ranting
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."

-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
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So THATs why Christians never really liked rock music! It must've made them go into a weird dancing frenzy! Big Grin
"There are two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~Albert Einstein
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(January 24, 2012 at 5:39 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: It would be creepy if not for the death metal music... I think if I ever found myself in one of those churches I'd be extremely uncomfortable.


Me too.

I once went to a Pentacostal revival. (I went with a young woman whose panties I wanted badly to remove).

People were dropping like flies, being "slain in the spirit" (that's when the pastor gives you an almighty shove on the forehead and you fall down)
PLUS people were talking and SINGING in tongues all over the place.

A we were leaving,she was glowing,obviously in another world.She asked breathlessly "Well, what did you think of THAT?"

Being young and stupid, I just HAD to be fucking honest didn't I. So I said "that was the most remarkable example of mass hypnosis I've ever seen"

No panty removal for me.
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Meh, she probably wouldn't have dropped them unless you got married to her anyway, and then probably only missionary with the goal of getting pregnant.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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