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Sex-obsessed Catholics just can't stop interfering
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Sex-obsessed Catholics just can't stop interfering
March 11, 2012 at 4:10 am
Those wacky Catholic curtain-twitchers are at it again. They're so scared that the wicked gays will destroy the sanctity of marriage that two senior archbishops have drafted a letter to be read out in 2,500 churches later today.

Gay marriage: Roman Catholic archbishops step up fight

I would quote some choice passages but it's far simpler to present the article and let everyone pick the bones out of it.

Clearly these arseholes are being whipped into a frothy frenzy with this sleek campaign, hate speech with a smiley face painted on it. There has to be some way of countering this crap, if we do nothing then evil wins.
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March 11, 2012 at 5:37 am
It's not opening bro.
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March 11, 2012 at 5:38 am
Seems it doesn't like Google Chrome... Undecided
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March 11, 2012 at 6:59 am (This post was last modified: March 11, 2012 at 7:08 am by Cyberman.)
Aw crap, you're quite right. My mistake. This is what I should have linked:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17329902
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March 11, 2012 at 8:59 am
Quote:Cardinal Keith O'Brien, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church in Scotland, said the "grotesque" plans would "shame the United Kingdom in the eyes of the world" if implemented.

Funny. I think that statement alone brings shame to the United Kingdom.
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March 11, 2012 at 9:16 am
I hate the Catholic church. If someone was willing to supply me the equipment then I would happily infiltrate the vatican and rape the pope... I bet you all though I was gonna kill him...
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March 11, 2012 at 9:19 am
(March 11, 2012 at 9:16 am)frankiej Wrote: I hate the Catholic church. If someone was willing to supply me the equipment then I would happily infiltrate the vatican and rape the pope... I bet you all though I was gonna kill him...

I certainly thought you'd do something he wouldn't want you to do.
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March 11, 2012 at 9:21 am
(March 11, 2012 at 9:19 am)NoMoreFaith Wrote:
(March 11, 2012 at 9:16 am)frankiej Wrote: I hate the Catholic church. If someone was willing to supply me the equipment then I would happily infiltrate the vatican and rape the pope... I bet you all though I was gonna kill him...

I certainly thought you'd do something he wouldn't want you to do.

He'll love it.
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March 11, 2012 at 9:23 am
(March 11, 2012 at 9:21 am)frankiej Wrote: He'll love it.

You're probably a bit old for his tastes thou.
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March 11, 2012 at 10:14 am
(March 11, 2012 at 9:16 am)frankiej Wrote: I hate the Catholic church. If someone was willing to supply me the equipment then I would happily infiltrate the vatican and rape the pope... I bet you all though I was gonna kill him...

What equipment are you lacking?Thinking



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