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I've had a vision

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I've had a vision
R-e-n-n-a-t Offline
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:30 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 5:32 am by R-e-n-n-a-t.)
I'm a Batarian. What happens to us when this happens? Do we get punished like the humans?
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Phil Offline
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:31 am
(April 1, 2012 at 5:27 am)Bueller Wrote: this is not a belief, this is a fact.

you have a really fucked up definition of fact.
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:34 am
I should have realised that you wouldn't take me seriously. You're all closed minded and cynical but this is important so I'm going to prove it to you.
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:35 am
(April 1, 2012 at 5:34 am)Bueller Wrote: I should have realised that you wouldn't take me seriously. You're all closed minded and cynical but this is important so I'm going to prove it to you.

Please go and eat something and the delusions will get better...I promise!

Happy Atheist Day anyway Buell.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:38 am
Hopefully my efforts here alone will convince our alien betters that there is hope for our race and it will be me and other chosen spirits of this world who will give our race a second chance and allow us to develop and evolve and take our rightful place in the galaxy.

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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:41 am
Your efforts are wasted Buell. There are no aliens to "save" humanity ...as a "seer" you should know this.


Nice joke though Thumb up
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:42 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 5:43 am by Zen Badger.)
(April 1, 2012 at 5:30 am)Phil Wrote: The fleets of other such craft look like DC-9s right? The galactic council is led by Xenu right? You really need to get a better shtick.

That would explain why you never see DC-9s around anymore....

Maybe she's onto something!!!!!

Wait....
It's because it's 2012 isn't it?
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:43 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 5:44 am by Phil.)
Isn't a psychotic break with reality and delusions of grandeur and preaching that we better repent or else grounds for banning?
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#29
RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:44 am
Oh this is so frustrating. You people are so STUBBORN and CLOSED MINDED and STUPID! I'm going to have to meditate and come back later with proof that even your underdeveloped minds can understand!
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:52 am
(April 1, 2012 at 5:44 am)Bueller Wrote: Oh this is so frustrating. You people are so STUBBORN and CLOSED MINDED and STUPID! I'm going to have to meditate and come back later with proof that even your underdeveloped minds can understand!

Don't waste your time you fucking psyco.
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