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Convert Me!
April 30, 2012 at 4:37 pm
I am looking to be converted. All anyone has to do is tell me why I should convert to that religion. I will then chose the coolest religion anyone has presented me with, and I convert to that religion.
Thanks.
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RE: Convert Me!
April 30, 2012 at 5:47 pm
(April 30, 2012 at 5:41 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: Tarvuism. The tenents of Tarvuism can be summed up with a single line, "Be nice."
Tarvuism. Besides! It's SO Easy To Join!
And the best part is, its just as legitimate as any other religion.
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RE: Convert Me!
April 30, 2012 at 5:48 pm
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Wow, after reading up on Tarvuism, it's like my spiritual intelligence has been magnified, like, a billion, million, thousand times!
When Tarvu speaks to me, I listen. I mean, how can you not listen?
So far Tarvunism is the best choice!
Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu!
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RE: Convert Me!
April 30, 2012 at 6:07 pm
The Rastafari Movement awaits you with open arms and pounds of high quality cannabis. If you've got to choose one, this is it.
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RE: Convert Me!
April 30, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Unfortunately, the Rastafari Movement also has armloads of Christianity as well. It ain't just about smoking reefer.
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RE: Convert Me!
April 30, 2012 at 6:19 pm
I think I could stand some Christianity for all the weed I wanted, especially since I could be stoned when they start getting into it.
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RE: Convert Me!
April 30, 2012 at 6:34 pm
The Rastafari Movement looks good, but no way as promising as Tarvunism.
I may have already found the winner!
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RE: Convert Me!
April 30, 2012 at 6:40 pm
No way. You need to get yourself right, and develop a personal relationship with cannabis. Until then your life will always be unfulfilled. Remember, weed loves you!
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell