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How to convert a Atheist: wikihow

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How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
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How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
November 4, 2013 at 2:38 pm
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
November 4, 2013 at 2:42 pm
Quote:Remember, an atheist does not agree, by default, that the Bible is a valid source of information. You will have to establish that, first.

Why? It's already established. The bible is fucking bullshit.
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RE: How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
November 4, 2013 at 3:09 pm
Quote:Remember, an atheist does not agree, by default, that the Bible is a valid source of information. You will have to establish that, first.

Rotsa ruck with that.
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#4
RE: How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
November 4, 2013 at 3:17 pm
Pushy bastards.
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RE: How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
November 4, 2013 at 3:21 pm
Say what you will, I think Christians talking to us along these lines would be a big improvement over what we usually get.
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RE: How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
November 4, 2013 at 3:25 pm
How to convert an atheist.

Provide some real proof of god and not just "arguments".



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
November 4, 2013 at 3:33 pm
To my knowledge, most of my friends are non-religious.

But for me it's hard not to feel pity for people who are living this life with the expectation that the next one will be better.

I suppose religious folk feel pity for me that I've not found salvation yet....
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RE: How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
November 4, 2013 at 4:13 pm
(November 4, 2013 at 3:21 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: Say what you will, I think Christians talking to us along these lines would be a big improvement over what we usually get.

That's what I was going to say. At least this is a start. Most just assume they know why we're atheists and spout bible verses like the bible is the ultimate authority on everything.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
November 6, 2013 at 12:11 pm
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: How to convert a Atheist: wikihow
November 6, 2013 at 12:18 pm
(November 4, 2013 at 3:21 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: Say what you will, I think Christians talking to us along these lines would be a big improvement over what we usually get.

I'm in agreement with this. I can tell by just reading the wikihow that they have either never seen it before or don't care to subscribe to it.
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