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Poll: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
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When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
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When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?
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#2
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
Get lost!
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
Once our troops march through Washington`s streets, on these:

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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
Oh my, you really need to look up some facts. Christians make more responsible citizens do they? Is that why they are the faith group with the largest proportion of their population in prison?
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

Totally, I can't wait to convert to Christianity, I mean: Cristy is so pretty and crusty, how can anyone resist her crispiness? Tiger

Oh my, but she is a fine lady.

(January 28, 2013 at 5:14 am)Tobie Wrote: Oh my, you really need to look up some facts. Christians make more responsible citizens do they? Is that why they are the faith group with the largest proportion of their population in prison?

That might have to do with their ah, prison conversions.
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:14 am)Tobie Wrote: Oh my, you really need to look up some facts. Christians make more responsible citizens do they? Is that why they are the faith group with the largest proportion of their population in prison?

Mister Sir Tobie,

That is where you are wrong. Let's say there are 100 Atheists and 10 million Christians living in a country. Lets assume, for argument sake, all 100 Atheists go to jail and 1000 out of 10 million Christians go to jail. By numbers, the number of Christians in the prison outnumber Atheists but relatively speaking, 100% of atheists are in jail while a measly 0.1% of Christians make up the prison population.
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
!!!

Flaud nonsence.
For arguments sake: let`s asume that unichorns shit chocolate cake on sundays over Berlin.

Get some statistics that show that atheists tend to be more present in prisons, then I will believe you.

You do know that there are nations in which there are statisticaly more atheists than christians, such as Sweden and Denmark.
And both of these have some of the lowest crime rates on the globe.
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:26 am)Christian Wrote: Mister Sir Tobie,

That is where you are wrong. Let's say there are 100 Atheists and 10 million Christians living in a country. Lets assume, for argument sake, all 100 Atheists go to jail and 1000 out of 10 million Christians go to jail. By numbers, the number of Christians in the prison outnumber Atheists but relatively speaking, 100% of atheists are in jail while a measly 0.1% of Christians make up the prison population.

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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:26 am)Christian Wrote: Mister Sir Tobie,

That is where you are wrong. Let's say there are 100 Atheists and 10 million Christians living in a country. Lets assume, for argument sake, all 100 Atheists go to jail and 1000 out of 10 million Christians go to jail. By numbers, the number of Christians in the prison outnumber Atheists but relatively speaking, 100% of atheists are in jail while a measly 0.1% of Christians make up the prison population.

But the thing about science, as opposed to religious propaganda, is that science is smart. I'm willing to bet cash money that those studies take the proportionally greater number of christians in the general population into account, or they would never have passed peer review specifications.

The self correcting mechanism of science demands the conclusions drawn from studies be accurate; so it's you who is wrong, buddy.
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

But which version of Christianity should I convert to?

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_Chris..._are_there

Quote:There are about 40,000 different Christian denominations. It's not even something that can be counted and kept track of.

It would be awful if I spend my remaining years as a Roman Catholic only to find out that I should have been a Quaker or a Methodist.

I think I'll pass on converting. Big Grin
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