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#41
RE: One way!
June 12, 2012 at 10:11 pm
Quote:Jesus Christ alone said that He is the only way to heaven and to a right relationship with God.

Pompous ass, that jesus.... they were right to nail him to a fucking cross.



(Except that didn't happen, either.)
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#42
RE: One way!
June 13, 2012 at 1:18 am (This post was last modified: June 13, 2012 at 2:44 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote:Pompous ass, that jesus.... they were right to nail him to fucking cross
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Nailing a bloke to a cross for being an annoying dick is perhaps a little obsessive . I think calling him a bastard and farting in his general direction would have sufficed,followed by much finger pointing and laughter.Tiger


PS Irony; claiming Jesus was the son of God (enough to get him stoned for blasphemy) and that he rose from the dead are each definitive proof he was NOT the Messiah.
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#43
RE: One way!
June 13, 2012 at 2:29 am
Don't tell the xtians....you'll break their little hearts.
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RE: One way!
June 13, 2012 at 4:11 am
Wow... I wonder what he would have said if I had said cunt... do you think he would have cried?
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