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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Granted, but it is all in the form of gift vouchers for a book store.

I wish I had a cup of tea right now.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 4:34 pm
Granted, but it's herbal tea gone cold, which makes it all icky.


I wish my moods were stabilized.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 4:35 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2012 at 4:36 pm by Reforged.)
(July 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm)frankiej Wrote: Granted, but it is all in the form of gift vouchers for a book store.

I wish I had a cup of tea right now.

Granted but the milk was pumped from Margret Thatchers saggy, old, evil breasts and will likely kill you or turn you into a paraplegic frog.

I wish my hair would stop getting in my eyes.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Granted, your eyes are now getting the the way of your hair.

I wish I had enough cash to go to the pub.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 4:54 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2012 at 4:55 pm by Reforged.)
(July 23, 2012 at 4:46 pm)frankiej Wrote: Granted, your eyes are now getting the the way of your hair.

I wish I had enough cash to go to the pub.

Wish granted. You still have no money, it doesn't cost anything to go to a pub. It costs to buy drinks there though.

I wish coca-cola and pizza cost nothing for me.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 4:55 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2012 at 4:56 pm by Annik.)
Granted, but the soda is diet Check and the pizza is store-brand frozen mini-pizzas.

I wish I had a wish.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 4:56 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2012 at 4:58 pm by frankiej.)
Granted, but it comes with the condition that you eat a live kitten.

I wish I had a new guitar.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Granted but it looks like this:
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I wish I was taller.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 4:59 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2012 at 5:01 pm by Reforged.)
(July 23, 2012 at 4:56 pm)frankiej Wrote: Granted, but it is not gonorrhea free though.

I wish I had a new guitar.

Granted, it has no strings and its shaped like a cock and balls.

I wish university didn't charge for any form of education or exam.

(Nevermind, Nap got in first.)
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 5:02 pm
(July 23, 2012 at 4:59 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I wish university didn't charge for any form of education or exam.

Granted but it's in Scotland.

I wish I had an amazing PC.
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