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How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

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How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
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How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
January 15, 2013 at 12:11 am
Guess.
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RE: How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
January 15, 2013 at 12:24 am
None, but all of them pray until someone else changes it, yet they take all the credit for it? Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
January 15, 2013 at 1:04 am
I'd say none - they prefer people being kept in the dark.

Or maybe there's a "Let there be light" punchline coming up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
January 15, 2013 at 1:13 am (This post was last modified: January 15, 2013 at 1:14 am by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
Two: One to say that the incredible invention of the light bulb must have had an incredible designer, and another to blame the user for the fact that lightbulbs burn out.
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RE: How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
January 15, 2013 at 1:26 am
3 but I forget the punchline.
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RE: How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
January 15, 2013 at 1:48 am
It's a trick question. They're too busy screwing logic to have any time for lightbulbs.
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RE: How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
January 15, 2013 at 5:52 am
They can't accept that change over time is a fact of reality.

Makes me wonder how they manage to feed themselves...
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