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Marry, Fuck, Kill
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Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 15, 2013 at 4:42 pm (This post was last modified: January 15, 2013 at 8:57 pm by Cinjin.)
The Classic "Must-Choose" Game

You have to marry one. You have to fuck one, and you have to kill one. No exceptions.

Rules:
The only way you get to list three people is if you answer the three questions. No explanations are necessary, but they are welcome.


I'll start us off.
Note: If one or all of the people are the same sex, just answer as if you were the opposite sex ... or gay ... or whatever you think is fun.


Johnny Depp - marry (hey he's rich and good looking, if I was a woman, I'd totally go for it)
Dick Cheney - kill
Michelle Pfeiffer - fuck

Granted that was an easy one. Here's a slightly harder one: Have fun. Who's first?


Oprah Winfrey
Betty White
Jack Black
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 15, 2013 at 4:54 pm
Kill Oprah Winfrey

Marry Jack Black

Fuck Betty White Wink




Nick Cage
BB King
Andy Murray
Cunt
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 15, 2013 at 6:04 pm (This post was last modified: January 15, 2013 at 6:07 pm by Cinjin.)
(January 15, 2013 at 4:54 pm)frankiej Wrote: Nick Cage
BB King
Andy Murray

Kill Nick Cage
Fuck BB King
Marry Andy Murray (that's a toughy ... I don't like Tennis, but I would definitely have to kill Nick Cage)


Rush Limbaugh
Madonna
James Earl Jones
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm
(January 15, 2013 at 6:04 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Rush Limbaugh
Madonna
James Earl Jones

Fuck Rush Limbaugh (see what I did there?)
Marry Madonna
Kill J.E. Jones (hey, I like the guy but Madonna's richer)

Marty Feldman
Don Knotts
Don Rickles
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 15, 2013 at 8:56 pm
(January 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 15, 2013 at 6:04 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Rush Limbaugh
Madonna
James Earl Jones

Fuck Rush Limbaugh (see what I did there?)
Marry Madonna
Kill J.E. Jones (hey, I like the guy but Madonna's richer)

Marty Feldman
Don Knotts
Don Rickles



Don Rickles - Marry for sure, he's a legend
Toss up between Knotts and Feldman- they're both ugly as shit and unfunny.
hmmmmmm... that's a toughy ...

Fuck Knotts
and Kill Feldman




Rosario Dawson
Roseanne Barr
Rosie O'donelle
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 15, 2013 at 9:14 pm
One hottie but two mingers. Difficult decisions.

Marry - Rosario (I'm shallow)

Kill - Roseanne Barr (She looks old anyway)

Fuck - Rosie O'donelle (Provided I get to wear a blindfold and ear plugs.)



Here's another 3:

Madonna
Tom Cruise
Graham Norton
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 15, 2013 at 10:42 pm
Sarah Palin is my answer to all three, but in reverse order.

Does that count?
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 16, 2013 at 12:07 am (This post was last modified: January 16, 2013 at 12:55 am by Cinjin.)
(January 15, 2013 at 9:14 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Madonna
Tom Cruise
Graham Norton


Fuck the holy jesus out of Madonna :wink:
Marry Graham Norton, but only because ...
killing Tom Cruise would be a great service to the world.



Kathy Griffin
Angela Lansbury
Courtney Love
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 16, 2013 at 6:18 am
Fuck Kathy Griffin(She looks like fun)

Marry Angela Lansbury(hey!, I'm fucking Griffin on the side)

Kill Love.


Alex jones.

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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 16, 2013 at 11:55 am (This post was last modified: January 16, 2013 at 11:55 am by Cinjin.)
Alex jones. Marry hah, loophole ... there's more than one celebrity named alex jones Tongue

Kill the The Pope, you're welcome world.

Dali Lama. Fuck, meh, some chicks are into that sorta dude, maybe I'm into nice guys.




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Linda Tripp
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