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God of the Bible Exists!
#81
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 19, 2013 at 2:31 pm)Insanity x Wrote: I know right, its hilarious! I like the bit where god tries to hook Adam up with an animal. Then he gives up and finally makes a women.

Aren't we all animals, Mister Sir Insanity x?
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#82
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 19, 2013 at 2:34 pm)Christian Wrote:
(January 19, 2013 at 2:31 pm)Insanity x Wrote: I know right, its hilarious! I like the bit where god tries to hook Adam up with an animal. Then he gives up and finally makes a women.

Aren't we all animals?

Fine:

I know right, its hilarious! I like the bit where god tries to hook Adam up with a non-human animal. Then he gives up and finally makes a women.
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#83
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 19, 2013 at 2:36 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(January 19, 2013 at 2:34 pm)Christian Wrote: Aren't we all animals?

Fine:

I know right, its hilarious! I like the bit where god tries to hook Adam up with a non-human animal. Then he gives up and finally makes a women.

It was done deliberately to let Adam realize that that fellow humans, not animals were meant to be our true companions.

The verses about the animals can seem out of place or can give the impression that God first tried to find a helper for Adam in the animals. This assumption is incorrect.
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#84
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 19, 2013 at 4:40 pm)Christian Wrote: It was done deliberately to let Adam realize that that fellow humans, not animals were meant to be our true companions.

So you know what god was thinking 6000 years ago? How did you manage that one?

(January 19, 2013 at 4:40 pm)Christian Wrote: The verses about the animals can seem out of place or can give the impression that God first tried to find a helper for Adam in the animals. This assumption is incorrect.

Seems to me god wanted to see some inter-species action and ended up making a woman for him.
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#85
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 19, 2013 at 4:40 pm)Christian Wrote:
(January 19, 2013 at 2:36 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Fine:

I know right, its hilarious! I like the bit where god tries to hook Adam up with a non-human animal. Then he gives up and finally makes a women.

It was done deliberately to let Adam realize that that fellow humans, not animals were meant to be our true companions.

The verses about the animals can seem out of place or can give the impression that God first tried to find a helper for Adam in the animals. This assumption is incorrect.

This is just a fairy tale. It never happened. And not only is it a fairy tale it is exactly why humans abuse our global ecosystem, because poison like this story sells us the idea that the environment and life around us is disposable, when it is not.

We are one species in evolution, we are not an apex. Cockroaches have been around a lot longer and outnumber us. The most plentiful life is bacteria.

Eagles have better eyesight than humans. Whales and dolphins have separate breathing and feeding tubes and are not at risk of choking like humans are.
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#86
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 19, 2013 at 4:40 pm)Christian Wrote: The verses about the animals can seem out of place or can give the impression that God first tried to find a helper for Adam in the animals. This assumption is incorrect.

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#87
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 19, 2013 at 4:46 pm)Insanity x Wrote: So you know what god was thinking 6000 years ago? How did you manage that one?
Seems to me god wanted to see some inter-species action and ended up making a woman for him.

Its all there in the Bible, Mister Sir Insanity x.
For your second question, my only answer is the God does not make mistakes.

(January 19, 2013 at 4:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote: This is just a fairy tale. It never happened. And not only is it a fairy tale it is exactly why humans abuse our global ecosystem, because poison like this story sells us the idea that the environment and life around us is disposable, when it is not.

We are one species in evolution, we are not an apex. Cockroaches have been around a lot longer and outnumber us. The most plentiful life is bacteria.

Eagles have better eyesight than humans. Whales and dolphins have separate breathing and feeding tubes and are not at risk of choking like humans are.

Very general assumptions, I would say, Mister Sir Brian37.
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#88
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 19, 2013 at 5:03 pm)Christian Wrote: Its all there in the Bible, Mister Sir Insanity x.
For your second question, my only answer is the God does not make mistakes.

Making a smart ass talking snake who likes to cause trouble seems like a bad idea..
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#89
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 19, 2013 at 5:07 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(January 19, 2013 at 5:03 pm)Christian Wrote: Its all there in the Bible, Mister Sir Insanity x.
For your second question, my only answer is the God does not make mistakes.

Making a smart ass talking snake who likes to cause trouble seems like a bad idea..

God created the snake to test Eve's dedication to God. If she really loved Him, then Adam and Eve wouldn't have disobeyed His commands.
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#90
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 19, 2013 at 5:07 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(January 19, 2013 at 5:03 pm)Christian Wrote: Its all there in the Bible, Mister Sir Insanity x.
For your second question, my only answer is the God does not make mistakes.

Making a smart ass talking snake who likes to cause trouble seems like a bad idea..

Well since, in the mind of the believer, "God can do what he wants. He works in mysterious ways. He doesn't have to explain himself to you." Allows the believer to swallow such tripe. The trick to believing is to drink the Kool Aid first, and don't question.
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