Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 30, 2024, 5:14 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Marry, Fuck, Kill
#31
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
Insanity, you didn't give us three new names.

I wanna play too!
[Image: Evolution.png]

Reply
#32
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
Don't forget to say yours ya wally.
Reply
#33
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
(January 19, 2013 at 6:25 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Insanity, you didn't give us three new names.

I wanna play too!

Lol, my bad. Too busy fantasizing.

Dawn French
Catherine Tate
Susan Boyle

(January 19, 2013 at 6:31 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Don't forget to say yours ya wally.

What Gollum is hot, I got distracted.
Reply
#34
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
Fuck Dawn French - Fat chicks are crazy and grateful
Marry Tate - she's gotta have some money by now
Kill Boyle - bitch has an attitude and she looks like the British version of an American red neck ... and I loath red necks.

Sandra Burnhard
Uma Thurman
Whoopie Goldberg
[Image: Evolution.png]

Reply
#35
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
Quote:Sandra Burnhard
Uma Thurman
Whoopie Goldberg

marry uma thurman, good looking and loaded

Fuck sandra burnhard, shes a bit too weird looking to marry

Kill whoopie goldberg, old, fat, annoying smile. Saying that shes probably good looking for her age considering i think shes ancient isnt she?

Marilyn Burns

Heather langenkamp

Drew barrymore

Not now but how old they were during making the movies they are famous for. Texas chainsaw massacre, nightmare on elm street, and scream.
Id like to say that if i was going to fuck any of these girls i would have to role play with them i COULDNT NOT pass on that opertunity


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





Reply
#36
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
Marry Drew Barrymore (I've had a crush on her since I saw her in 50 first dates)

The other two are tough.

I guess I'd fuck the younger one and kill the older one. I'm pretty shallow.


Gwyneth Paltrow

Halle Berry

Naomi Watts
Reply
#37
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
Fuck the hell out of Naomi Watts. Blush She was my first "celeb crush". And I mean... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166924/ and the bazillions of sexy pictures of her.

Kill Halle Berry because I didn't like the Flinstones, but loved the cereals.

Marry Gwyneth Paltrow, because she played in one of my favorite movies (Hook), even though I hated her. Honestly, I'd still rather have Naomi Heart

...

Dwayne Johnson

Rachel Maddow

Andrej Pejic
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Reply
#38
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
(January 19, 2013 at 10:03 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Dwayne Johnson

Rachel Maddow

Andrej Pejic

Time for google images..

Marry Rachel Maddow, she looks friendly and rich.

Fuck Andrej Pejic, she's hot.

Kill Dwayne Johnson for his shitty movies.

Christopher Eccleston
David Tennant
Matt Smith
Reply
#39
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
Kill Matt Smith, the worst Dr. Who ever.
Marry Christopher Eccleston.
Fuck David Tennant even though he's the best Dr. ever but he seems a bit unstable.

Neil de Grasse Tyson
Lawrence Krauss
Ted Haggard
Reply
#40
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
(January 19, 2013 at 10:19 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: Kill Matt Smith, the worst Dr. Who ever.
Marry Christopher Eccleston.
Fuck David Tennant even though he's the best Dr. ever but he seems a bit unstable.

Hahaha XD I like Matt Smith. Although he's not the most photogenic person. Most picture of him remind me of the trollface.

Forgot your list Tongue
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Why did they kill Kennedy? Fake Messiah 15 1492 March 28, 2020 at 11:12 am
Last Post: arewethereyet
  Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit ) Amarok 18 3209 July 21, 2019 at 12:58 am
Last Post: Amarok
  Fuck the anti-feminists + BTW I love sarcasm Edwardo Piet 0 260 December 10, 2017 at 9:12 pm
Last Post: Edwardo Piet
  I want a time machine to go back and kill. Brian37 59 10142 September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am
Last Post: MTL
  NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God Gooders1002 3 2056 May 10, 2013 at 9:26 pm
Last Post: Gooders1002
Heart Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus Metallica 3 2154 January 30, 2013 at 4:24 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  Fuck FOX Minimalist 5 1502 December 29, 2012 at 11:34 am
Last Post: Minimalist
  College Humor: Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends Gooders1002 2 2104 November 13, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Last Post: Violet
  Fuck shit stack. Rhizomorph13 2 1748 August 9, 2012 at 10:00 am
Last Post: MountOlympus
  Drag Queens- Fuck You, Chick-fil-A (hilarious) Erinome 3 3553 March 20, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Last Post: Oldandeasilyconfused



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)