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RE: The confession thread
January 27, 2013 at 8:41 pm
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I always think violent thoughts.
Not because im angry with people, like for example i love everyone i work with, but sometimes when im bored in work i just think to myself "i wonder if i could kill everyone in the building now and get away with it/survive" and i start thinking of tactics, like id probably kill the leaner faster ones first in a seculuded area, hide the body then move onto the fatter ones, easier to kill but harder to hide the bodies. Its like call of duty but way more politically incorrect, disturbing and in my imagination.
I always think sexual thoughts at work, like "what would it be like to fuck every single good looking girl in store right now, at the same time, also while organising some BDSM games, the taller girls dominating the smaller girls"
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.
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RE: The confession thread
January 27, 2013 at 8:51 pm
I once convinced a kid to sing for me and my friends for 2 hours on xbox. He wanted us to help him cheat his stats.. I was not amused. I think somebody uploaded it on YouTube in the end..
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RE: The confession thread
January 27, 2013 at 10:12 pm
I get embarrassed every time I have to admit to having Pure-OCD because I can't do something. I am typically tempted to lie and say I have something more important to do.
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RE: The confession thread
January 27, 2013 at 10:37 pm
When I was young my parents would give me speedos to wear swimming..
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RE: The confession thread
January 27, 2013 at 11:53 pm
I was in Dallas in 1963 on the grassy knoll.
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RE: The confession thread
January 28, 2013 at 12:03 am
I am the ghost of John Wilkes Booth.
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RE: The confession thread
January 28, 2013 at 12:11 am
I don't like trains. They are noisy, smelly and full of humans.
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RE: The confession thread
January 28, 2013 at 2:07 am
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I am a train. You all suck, abuse me, and WON'T STOP URINATING ON ME!
What is UP with YOU HUMANS?!
And seriously, everytime you guys step onto my tracks I try to hug you and you all go *SPLAAORLT*!
WHY do you do that?! What did I EVER do to you?!
Slave to the Patriarchy no more