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The confession thread

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The confession thread
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#41
RE: The confession thread
January 28, 2013 at 3:55 pm
I farted and blamed it on the dog.
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#42
RE: The confession thread
January 28, 2013 at 3:55 pm
I confess that I can't think of anything good to confess.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: The confession thread
January 29, 2013 at 6:24 pm
I confess that I just spent money I don't have on a fucking take-away. It's an addiction.
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#44
RE: The confession thread
January 29, 2013 at 7:45 pm
I'm thinking about becoming a Paleo.
I'm creeped out by the two attic doors in my house that always seem to open slightly on their own.
I love Korean dramas and Shojo manga.
I stopped reading Deathnote when L died. I couldn't handle it, he was my favorite.
"And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him." Hebrews 11:6
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#45
RE: The confession thread
January 29, 2013 at 7:56 pm (This post was last modified: January 29, 2013 at 8:00 pm by Something completely different.)
I sit whilest taking a piss. Which is only a confession to non Germans, since it is considered "social norm" for men here to sit whilest pissing on a public toilet or toilet in house belonging/partialy belonging/being in presents to/of women.
I like to eat raw meat.
I have a unopend bottle of edable chocolate flavored body paint, of which I havent jet had the guts to ask a partner if she might be interested in trying it.
I find it hard to put away or sell relics from my childhood, especialy a teddy bear which has been in my bed since I was 2 weeks old and made alot of people think I was a weirdo.
I bought and read books by the philosophers Jürgen Habermas and Theodor Adorno, which were to complicated for me to understand, but jet I put them on display in my bookshelf because I think they might make me look smart.
I think I might have some psychological issues from my childhood which make me in need of therapy, but I deny it to myself and others.
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#46
RE: The confession thread
January 30, 2013 at 6:00 am
(January 29, 2013 at 7:56 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: I sit whilest taking a piss.

Me too.

I never understood why the man has to have all the trouble of standing and aiming and wiping.

Fuck that.
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#47
RE: The confession thread
January 30, 2013 at 10:44 am
(January 30, 2013 at 6:00 am)Napoléon Wrote: I never understood why the man has to have all the trouble of standing and aiming and wiping.

Well of course he needn't but on occasion he may choose to.

The wiping, are we talking about the implement or the receptacle?
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RE: The confession thread
January 30, 2013 at 11:19 am
(January 30, 2013 at 10:44 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: The wiping, are we talking about the implement or the receptacle?

Both. Sometimes I don't aim very good.
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#49
RE: The confession thread
January 30, 2013 at 2:02 pm
Today I am cleaning out closets and throwing stuff out and/or donating it. I am doing this now because my husband is out of town and cannot rescue things from being purged... MWHAHAHAHAHA!
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#50
RE: The confession thread
January 30, 2013 at 3:12 pm
I mistakenly bought a six-pack of Sol Clamato beer, and actually drank the stuff. For breakfast.
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