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Poll: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
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Soon
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Waiting a little longer
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1 2.13%
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8.51%
4 8.51%
Never
78.72%
37 78.72%
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When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
If it looks like an atheist, and smells like an atheist, I call atheist.

Sorry dude you're just not convincing.

Tell me, when do you plan to convert to Christianity?
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
Define "Christianity"...
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
I called bullshit when I read the question. There isn't a single indicator that this person is genuine in any way, and I would bet money they're a 14yr old homophobe who gets a laugh out of it allTongue





Christian Wrote: Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

A true Christan appears false to non-Christians? Not surprised, considering God fortold this. It will take a bit more time, my Lord.

Its ok my Lord. Forgive them; for they do not know what they are doing.

Don't be suspicious of God's people, Mister Sir Pompey

Madam festive1, it was mistake. I will apologize to Madam TaroJa via PM soon. Smile
I assumed the avatar was of the wife or GF. Maybe the Jo part in the name led me to make that mistake. I am deeply sorry and ask for forgiveness Sad
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(February 2, 2013 at 7:46 pm)catfish Wrote: Eh, typo... I'm gonna let it stand out of disrespect to you. 'Cause you're such a stickler for rules... (notice how I acknowledged it and didn't deny it?)
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(February 2, 2013 at 7:44 pm)Question Mark Wrote: Heh heh, sexual innuendo. I eateth of the meatballs XD

On that topic though, you don't have to answer if you don't want to, but as a christian what are your views on the LGBT community?

Love 'em. As long as they don't try to control my life, I won't try to control theirs...
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Do they try to? If they do, I'd be happy to smack 'em on the head and tell them they're being bad. Although the homosexuals sometimes tend not to like me and people like me.
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(February 2, 2013 at 8:05 pm)Question Mark Wrote: Do they try to? If they do, I'd be happy to smack 'em on the head and tell them they're being bad. Although the homosexuals sometimes tend not to like me and people like me.

Actually "they" don't try too much. It seems like it's always some straight asswipe who tries controlling aspects of my life.
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Re: RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(February 2, 2013 at 8:04 pm)catfish Wrote: Define "Christianity"...
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I thought you might have trouble with that. Just goes to prove my prediction I guess. Go on, say what I know you're about to say now.
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(February 2, 2013 at 8:12 pm)catfish Wrote:
(February 2, 2013 at 8:05 pm)Question Mark Wrote: Do they try to? If they do, I'd be happy to smack 'em on the head and tell them they're being bad. Although the homosexuals sometimes tend not to like me and people like me.

Actually "they" don't try too much. It seems like it's always some straight asswipe who tries controlling aspects of my life.
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Thank you, that made me laugh, and I needed to laugh Smile
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(February 2, 2013 at 8:13 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: I thought you might have trouble with that. Just goes to prove my prediction I guess. Go on, say what I know you're about to say now.

Can you guys knock it off with the prophecy stuff? That job's taken already!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Re: RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(February 2, 2013 at 8:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Can you guys knock it off with the prophecy stuff? That job's taken already!
Cat and I knew you'd say that. You're just boring is now
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(February 2, 2013 at 8:13 pm)fr0d0 Wrote:
(February 2, 2013 at 8:04 pm)catfish Wrote: Define "Christianity"...
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I thought you might have trouble with that. Just goes to prove my prediction I guess. Go on, say what I know you're about to say now.

Already answered. You have to make your prediction public, beforehand, just like I did to you...
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