(March 25, 2013 at 1:43 pm)Chuck Wrote:and muslims?(March 19, 2013 at 6:01 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Let's say alien unicorns from space invade earth and want to be worshiped via human sacrifice, what should we do? Should we appease them or fight back?
We should confuse the aliens about where the species boundary is, so we can substitute christians instead.
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  (March 19, 2013 at 6:01 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Let's say alien unicorns from space invade earth and want to be worshiped via human sacrifice, what should we do? Should we appease them or fight back? Shoot them to death then steal their space ships, they only have hooves and no opposable thumbs to hold weapons with themselves. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason. |
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